I'm on the next pages, volume 3rd, what's the word?
here's the rundown on my latest dimes and birds
let me introduce y'all to this girl named CHRISTIE
verbally sexing her words to dudes and keeping busy
she issues hard ons every time she drops a new novel
no pun, but for a man, that's not complicated to swallow
CASSANDRA Rivers is the type of girl who likes to play rough
she'll play two hand touch, then two hands touchin my nuts
Woooo....she was cool until I met up with CELESTE
the undercover freak with the lonbg satin dress
that night at the banquet, she wanted to try sexin on the terrace
no doubt it was something we both will cherish
Next page, CHERYL Robinson is a head nurse
between her and CHINA, she gave head the worst
CHEROKEE hails from Texas and she's part of a tribe
It's called the "LackOfDicka" tribe, so I took her for a ride
Yo I took salsa lessons from this chica named CARMEN
loved the way she moved her body that I squeezed like Charmin
CAROLYN often spoiled me with the money she had
and CRYSTAL would never introduce me to her dad
he's a retird cop and overprotected as hell
word is that he's out lookin for me...oh well
CATHY Nelson was a journalism major
always living in the past with rotary phones and sky pagers
her neighbor COLLEEN was often known for being nosey
she knocks at the door everytime we got cozy
On to the next page was CHANDRA from Chi-town
she showed me how to party when she arrived in my town
CARLA Jennings is a chick I'd like to eat on the regular
but somehow it was something upstairs that never registered
Like why would I munch on a chick with no smarts?
CYNTHIA said smart or dumb, as long as she ain't tart
CHAKA and CHELSEA, best friends hailing from the Bahamas
they both were competing on being baby mama
so much for that drama, didn't mess with either one
then I get a visit from Crystal's pops, armed with a gun....
POPS: You need to get the hell outta dodge! What were your intentions with my daughter?? Speak up!!
ANT: With all due respect, sir....your daughter is old and mature enough to date whomever she wants.
POPS: Bullshit!! That gal is not allowed to see no dern boys until she get her pension money!! And besides, she ain't right for your lil narrow ass anyway. And,err....Holy shit, boy. Lemme see dat black book? WHAT THE HELL??? Cherokee happens to be MY woman? Why is she in your book?
ANT: Well she wan't your woman last night!!Hahaha
*Ant hauls ass*
Another Chapter of the comedy series.lol