Steps to happiness in a world we don’t live in*

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2011

Step one: steal Matt's credit card
Step two: book a flight to B.C with said stolen credit card
Step three: call in sick to work
Step four: board flight, get drunk on the flight
Step five: find naval base
Step six: beat the living pulp out of rapist fuck
Step seven: book a flight to Mexico with Matt’s stolen credit card
Step eight: wash blood from hands
Step nine: repeat step four
Step ten: mail Matt an epic apology from the safety of Mexico

Author's Notes/Comments: 

*Eli
this was more of a joke said when drunk

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saiom's picture

I hope Nicholas Gould is not

I hope Nicholas Robert Gould is not a real person



 

 

running_with_rabbits's picture

the better thing to be hoping

the better thing to be hoping here my dear is that this pome, is simply that a poem and nota reality.

He is a real person, and many would argue that he deserves the living pulp beating out of him, I disagree, I don't think anyone does no matter what they have doen to another human being


Much Love

Ashley