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I come to visit, get treated regal.

So I stay, who care illegal.

Cross the border poor and broke

Take the bus, see customs bloke.

Nice man treat me good in there,

Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say come down no more,

We send you cash right to your door.

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy.

Medicare, it keep you healthy.

By and by I got plenty money,

Thanks, American working dummy.

Write to friends in mother land,

Tell them to come as fast as can.

They come in rags and cherry trucks,

I buy big house with welfare bucks,

To live off America and make life better.

Fourteen families all move in,

neighbor’s patience growing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,

I buy house and then I say,

Find more aliens, house I rent.

Send for family, they just trash,

But they all draw more welfare cash.

Everything is mucho good,

Soon we own the neighborhood.

We have a hobby; it’s called breeding,

Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist, wife needs pills,

We get free, we got no bills.

American crazy, he pay all year,

To keep his welfare running here.

We think America damn good place,

Too damn good for white man race.

If they no like us they can go,

Lots of room in Mexico.