COUCH SPUD





EXERCISE?

I DON'T THINK SO!



I PREFER TO ENJOY THE PRECIOUS TIME I GOT!



I MEAN WHO THE HELL KNOWS?

I COULD FALL DOWN

AN BREAK MY NECK

WHEN IT SNOWS.



I COULD GET HIT BY A BUS.

"WORSE"

  GET PUSHED IN FRONT OF A TRAIN,

OR I COULD HAVE ONE OF THOSE

ANURISIZUMS  BURST IN MY BRAIN.



NOT TO MENTION CANCER

OR A VIRUS FROM SEX.



I MEAN WHO REALLY KNOWS

WHEN THEIR NUMBERS UP NEXT?



I COULD EAT BAD MEAT.

OR  GET HIT IN THE HEAD

WITH DEADLY HALE.

HELL!

I COULD BLOW UP

BECAUSE SOMEONE

PUT A BOMB IN MY MAIL!



THE OPPORTUNITY TO DIE IS VERY GREAT.

SO DON'T PUT OFF HAVING FUN!

YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT!



EXERCISE?

I DON'T THINK SO.



I'LL TAKE A TOKE!

DRINK A BREW!



CAUSE HOW LONG YOU LIVE,  

IS NOT UP TO YOU!



                                    

   Patty Hermes
























































Author's Notes/Comments: 

ENJOY YOUR LIFE! EVERY SECOND OF IT.
LIVE AS IF IT'S YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH.

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. Donkerman's picture

Dear Patty

This is such a lovely poem - humorous for sure, but also a fact of life!

You have such style - few poets have this gift.

Regards Donkerman