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Dear ex boyfriend of mine.

Thank you for your letter which I received today, begging for my forgiveness.

Firstly, I would like to say that after I calmed down from my fit of hysterical laughter, I considered your

request to renew my acquaintance.

Unfortunately, I cannot in good conscience agree to your absurd proposal.

My reasons are as follows...

1. You left me a note to end our long and I thought, happy relationship.

2. I have heard nothing from you since you left.

3. I don't need you anymore.

It is with regret that you find yourself unable to function without me but after almost a year, I find that hard

to believe.

I, on the other hand, have not and am living my life as I please, it has to be said, without a second thought of you, for months.

I wish you all your heart desires but let me reiterate...That will NEVER include me.

So, take your sorries...Your I still love you and shove them where the sun don't shine!

OH MY FUCKING GOD...THAT FELT GOOD!