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SANTA SLEEPS IN
OH GOD, WHAT A MESS
TOYS ALL OVER
ELVES IN THEIR PJ'S
RAINDEER PASSED OUT
MS. SANTA WITH HER HEAD IN HER HANDS
WONDERING HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD SHE DO
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME
SHE HAS TO MAKE THE ROUNDS,
PACK UP THE TOYS
GET EVERYTHING TOGETHER
AND BE BACK BEFORE MORN.
IT WAS ALL LEFT UP TO HER NOW
SEE SANTA HAS THE FLU
AS DOES THE REST OF THE CREW.
RUNNING HERE, RUNNING THERE
SHE SOME HOW GETS IT ALL DONE.
WIPING SWEAT AS SHE STEPS IN THE DOOR,
WALKING STRAIGHT TO HIS BED SIDE
JUST CHECKING MAKING SURE ALL IS RIGHT
SHE FIXES HERSELF A CUP OF TEA AND LAUGHS
THINKING OF THE MORNING HEADLINE
MRS. CLAUS FILLS IN WHILE SANTA SLEEPS IN.
Wives are definetly fixers. Boy, can men screw up. Go Mrs. claus, girl power
Hi Renee That was a cute one! And as usual... a woman comes to the rescue!!!! ;) Thanks for sharing Roz
HAhahahhahaa... (Adding my giggles and guffaws to this poem...) It's a real funny one, renee....a nice naughty poke to this festive season. HEhhehe....~!!!!
This one is a lot of fun, Renee! As usual, the woman has to step in and make things right! LOL Kris
HOHOHOHOHOHO1!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS, SISTER.... LOVE AMY
Gentle is the night♥
JUST THINK OF THE HEADLINES lol you really slamed that one,great choice of everything JUST HAD TO TAKE 2 L&P
WELL,YOU DID WONDERS WITH THAT ONE + KICKED A FEW NUT'S LOL WHILE YOU WROTE IT,EXC~ JOB AND YOUR IMAGINATION WAS WILD LOL LOVE IT L&P
Cute one Renee! Loved it! I've been wracking my brain for a Christmas poem, but to no avail yet! Oh well, can't win em all! But this one is really cool!!!
Renee, Tee hee hee! This is cute, but ya know, if Santa is your typical man he's a big baby when he's sick and Mrs. Claus would have to get him soup and tea and blankeys; she'd have to take care of his every whim, and couldn't fill in. Oh no, what a horrible mess that would be! I liked this one. Made me giggle. ;)