Cheat Codes
I hope you all don't mind if I press a few buttons
time to "O" and "X" out the greediness and glutton
no, this ain't your typical codes for Sony consoles
but for consenting adults when creepin' gets out of control
#1....the cards are on the table so you know what it is
never say my name in public, folks will get in your biz
#2....never do our dirt out in local places
take it several miles from homefront to save our faces
#3....for me to purchase condoms and use it with pride
can't have you being pregnant, it's enough I'm going deep inside
#4....if you have long nails, please no scratches on my back
I'm in the doghouse if she finds out and I might not get her back
#5....talk in codes, if neccesary and text it on the celly
and make sure it's a decent hour, we discussed that at the telly
#6....keep fragrances to a limit, matter of fact, don't even wear it
a dead giveaway, and thoughts of repurcussions? can't bare it
the game levels may escalate depending on how long we're dealing
#7 may apply if one or both of us catch feelings
where common pillow talk becomes more than a meaningless fuck
and you and current mate ain't on good terms and you're stuck
#8 is closely related to #1 in this game
where your "memory card" malfunctions and you say the wrong name
my hardware's in peril when situations are overheated
then we dig up bigger lies; help from tech support is needed
#9 wouldn't count unless it was not strictly for one night ass
and you broke ties with your partner and did it with class
so once those ties are broken, you can move on with your life
and not be labelled as a jump off or other hubby or wife
#10 is finalized for those who are selfish or in shame
but who really needs codes when the objective is to fuck and scream out names
to some degree, we look upon these codes as fun
we institute them merely to feel good and cum
Bill Bellamy took risks as a playa, but met the consequences
dude learned to adapt as he served a painful sentence
if breakups should occur, there should be rules to bend it
RESET the whole game, prioritize your needs and work on friendship
that way, infidelity and insecurity won't cripple us like arthritis
Do you want to CONTINUE with codes or SAVE what you got and OVERWRITE this?
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This was hott! Very clever.