I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL LOVE MEANS
I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME GRAZING THE CLUB SCENE
TO GET A FEEL OF WHAT I CAN FIND
BY RUBBING UP ON SOME HOT CHICK'S BEHIND
I'M SO WIDE AWAKE, I HOPE SHE WANTS TO DANCE
I'M SO HARD, I WANNA BREAK OUT THESE PANTS
WHAT WOULD BE THE PLAN? TAKE US BACK TO THE CRIB
MY AGENDA IS TO TAP IT AND BOUNCE, YA DIG
WE'RE OFF TO HER HOUSE, I'M FEELING REAL HAPPY
MY BODY'S ALL SWEATY, MY HAIR IS REAL NAPPY
TONIGHT IS ALL GOOD, MY EYES ARE MISTY
DOWN FOR WHATEVER, NOW I'M FEELIN TIPSY
I'M JUST A REBEL, I GOT MAD SOUL IN ME
AND MY PARTNERS ARE TWINS, YEAH THEY ROLL WITH ME
I'M USUALLY KEPT IN THE DARK UNTIL SHIT JUMPS OFF
AND IF MY DAYS ARE ROUGH, I'LL SETTLE FOR BEING SOFT
SUDDENLY.....
THIS CHICK HAS HER TONGUE IN THE EAR OF MY OWNER
I WENT FROM LITTLE MAN TO STRAIGHT UP BONER
RISING TO THE OCCASION AS I DIDN'T PREDICT
FINALLY I'M RESCUED BY SOMEONE COMPASSIONATE
I DIDN'T KNOW THE NAME OF THIS ONE NIGHT STRANGER
JUST PLOTTED TO GO DEEP INSIDE THE DARK, WET CHAMBER
GOT A QUICK GLIMPSE OF WHAT THIS CHICK LOOKED LIKE
SHE HAD THICK THIGHS, NICE TWINS AND LOOKIN RIGHT
THEM LEGS SPREAD EAGLE, THE LIPS BEGAN TO PART
PUBIC MOUND CLEAN SHAVEN, READY TO MAKE MY MARK
ONLY ONE THING MISSING, I DIDN'T HAVE A COAT
I DON'T WEAR ONE A LOT, I JUST GO WITH THE FLOW
SO IN I GO, BUT MY HEAD GOT STUCK
I GOT ALL GREASED UP, THEN WENT BACK UP
THEN THE MOMENT COMMENCE, I'M ALL IN THE ZONE
GYRATING BACK AND FORTH THROUGH THE HYPNOTIC MOANS
I'M DRENCHED WITH LOVE JUICE, IT'S WARM ALL AROUND ME
TENSION INCREASES AS I START TO POUND THEE
I SLIDE UP FURTHER EVERY INCH AT MY BEST
THEN I SLID OUT AND SPAT ALL OVER HER HOT FLESH
THERE, MY MISSION IS DONE, I JUST TAPPED
ANOTHER CHICK WITH NO NAME
AFTER ALL I'M JUST A DICK WITH NO CONSCIENCE AND NO BRAIN
THE NEXT FEW DAYS, MY CONDITION ISN'T FAIR
I'M COUGHING UP PUS AND THROWING UP EVERYWHERE
THE PAIN, MAN, THE PAIN...I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE
THIS IS THE PRICE I HAVE TO PAY FOR GOING IN IT RAW
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, I BECAME A VICTIM OF POND SCUM
ALL BECAUSE THIS IDIOT DIDN'T HAVE ANY CONDOMS
AND THAT WAS A "DUMB CON," WHICH IS CONDOM IN REVERSE
I ONLY HAD THE CLAP, BUT IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE
wrap it before you tap it.
©copyright 2001
AntBlack
Very creative and educational at the same token. I likes :)
People still have one night stands in 2007? I'm so naive.
entertaining and educational, with a wonderful flow....very easy read.
Dapz Antblack,
Nice write! You kept it real and delivered the message within the flow of the poem. I especially liked this line:
TONIGHT IS ALL GOOD, MY EYES ARE MISTY
DOWN FOR WHATEVER, NOW I'M FEELIN TIPSY
Allwayz Willin