Authentic fan—
I’m an authentic fan.
I have the team’s logo
branded on my arm
and I dyed my dog’s hair
to match the team color.
Authentic fan?
This is to be glorified?
Don’t actually engage
or participate in any activity.
Just sit on your ass
and rant and rave
over the results of a game
in which you yourself
don’t actually participate.
Sit on your ass
and critique the players.
This now is a badge of honor?
What next?
Non-participation trophies?
And now the award
for best tattoo of a team logo
inked on a penis. . .
Maybe we should all
live a little of our own lives
and not try to live
so vicariously through
the actions of others.
Never Been Big On Sports
The days of Bobo Brazil and Mickey Mantle are long gone! :D
Bobo Brazil was cool. I was
Bobo Brazil was cool. I was also pretty big on Bruno Sammartino, Chief Jay Strongbow, Pedro Morales, Dick the Bruiser, Dusty Rhodes.--Ah the glory days of wrestling.