Some animals
are just tailor made
to be supper.
Did you ever wonder
how a guinea pig
ever managed
to survive in the wild?
They’re not big.
They’re not fast.
They’re not strong.
They’re not clever.
It almost seems like
they were put there
to provide quick easy meals
for more dominant,
predatory animals.
Their primary skill
at survival
is simply their ability
to multiply at a rapid pace.
(they are cute, too.)
Pecking Orders On An Evolutionary Scale
Guiinea Pig wisdom tells us, if small and cute and furry, stay low, procrate and teach the newly born to stay low too. If aliens show up, we'd just give them cancer and feed them sugar until they got diabetes, then they will leave with a cargo hold full of guinea pigs. Like that. - slc
They are cute though.
They are cute though.
Yeah
i think you might be on to something there man.
like natures jiffy pop.
thier existence begins with a rapid succession of multiplicity.....
and as quick as the leave the bag , they are a good in between meal snack
for a bobcat, mountain lion, eagle....
who has spent the afternoon liesurely laying About
and is too tired and lazy to make a proper supper.
Until some giant beings come
Until some giant beings come from outer space and turn us into Skippy peanut butter.
well i hope we never take
well i hope we never take their place
ron parrish
I imagine there's some alien
I imagine there's some alien race out in the galaxy that will acquire a taste for human flesh. When that happens, it will be all over for us.
I’m no good
im rotten.
they would pass me up.
I would pretend I was one of them, long enough to get in the ship
mars in lovely this time of year.
awful hot though.