A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND

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CHOKE THE CHICKEN

 

Lady writing a letter

to the newspaper

suggesting use of the hand

as an alternative for sex.

 

Hell, I’ve been doing that

for years now

when I can’t get what I want

and let me tell you

it gets dull after awhile.

 

It gets so that

it’s done more instinctually

than anything else.

 

An alternative as this lady

is suggesting to us?

Sure but who’s buying?

 

After all, a hand

is a hand is a hand

is just a hand

and at times it

just isn’t good enough.

 

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allets's picture

Yeah

But she was 72 and working on her fifth husband. The answer to abstinance, a hand job. Self-administered - better than nothing. Solve the STD problem overnight (he hem). Get married, get laid. Unmarried, suffer 72 year olds who say no a lot to their 69 year old spouse. (tee hee hee) :D