Lady writing a letter
to the newspaper
suggesting use of the hand
as an alternative for sex.
Hell, I’ve been doing that
for years now
when I can’t get what I want
and let me tell you
it gets dull after awhile.
It gets so that
it’s done more instinctually
than anything else.
An alternative as this lady
is suggesting to us?
Sure but who’s buying?
After all, a hand
is a hand is a hand
is just a hand
and at times it
just isn’t good enough.
Yeah
But she was 72 and working on her fifth husband. The answer to abstinance, a hand job. Self-administered - better than nothing. Solve the STD problem overnight (he hem). Get married, get laid. Unmarried, suffer 72 year olds who say no a lot to their 69 year old spouse. (tee hee hee) :D