MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE

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Then there’s this artist friend

of mine who is always bitching

about his ex-wife.

 

It’s always the same

Mi mi, na na, wah wah

till all I get 

is blue in the face.

 

Till all I wanna

do is vomit

and blow up on him.

It’s so damn annoying

to listen to.

 

so I try to make him

feel better and I say;

only trying to comfort him:

 

“Yo, Bruce, I slept with your ex.

You didn’t lose much.”

 

But that that didn’t work.

He only felt worse

but hey, I think to myself,

at least I tried.

 

Well, I never did

actually sleep with his ex.

I just told him that

to make him feel better.

 

I guess that’s

what friends are for.

 

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