PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

1. Asked a guy who gave  u that black eye. He replies, no one gave it to me I had to fight for it. 

2. When I was in the army the drill Sargent asked a redneck boy beside me where he was from. He said Massachusetts. The drill Sargent said spell it boy. The redneck without blinking says well originally Im from Ohio. O.H.I.O.

3. A boy at McDonald's says he don't like tomatoes. The mom said to the boy, but u like ketchup. That's weird. I asked if she ever stuck her fry in a tomato. 

4. Watching cribs on MTV, is like watching my stud horse trot around. I feel so undesirable. 

5. Bought a bag of chips at the airport. I Sit down, a bum sits next to me. I reach down grab my chips open them. I eat a few, I notice the bum eats a few. Got to the last chip, I saw the bum reaching for it. I grab it and ate it. I was like the nerve of that bum. I got on the plane and in my sweatshirt pouch was my bag of chips. 

6. Got a helper on my  farm the boy was 18.  He shows up there's a female goat with her head stuck in the fence. There is a male goat having sex with the stuck female goat. I look at the 18 year old boy and said damn that goat is really going to town. About 2 hours later I realized I needed feed for the horses. I look at the boy and said I really need to go to town. The boy said do I have to put my head in the fence.

7. Walking into Walmart on Mother's Day in front of me a barley teenage girl says to her mother. But I want it, I fucking hate u. I get flowers and a few other things. I get in line to pay. The mother and daughter are in front of me. The girl says to me those are beautiful flowers, your mother must be proud. I said god rest her soul.

8. when I was in 2nd grade I struggled in math.  Mainly with anything times 1. In addition my teacher used apples. 1 apple plus 2 apples is 3 apples. But 1 apple times 2 apples. Is 2 apples. I was like where did the apple go. We're supposed to be multiplying, this is more like subtraction.