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Three cheese for sweet revenge,
I Camembert it no more
I cannot Brielieve you've acted this Whey
It never ocCurd to me to adore
How nothing ever gets Pasteurise
How Dairy say that to me?
I Cotto do what I Cotto do
Steppen lightly, saying Hallo from mi to u

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Haha I've been trying a vegan diet all week, been a bit bored tonight so I just took a minute to vent all the awful cheesy puns I could come up with. Don't take this seriously in the slightest, no I'm not proud of it, but I guess Emmental like that ;D

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last updated 14 August 2012 - 2:00am
©14 August 2012 - 2:00am — Dizzylemons
22 August 2012 - 6:25pm — running_with_rabbits
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ahahahah well played sir,

ahahahah well played sir, nicely done

Much Love

Ashley

14 August 2012 - 5:28pm — Coryllus
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Clever...

... and charming.

15 August 2012 - 5:08am — Dizzylemons
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Hey, thanks very much, it was

Hey, thanks very much, it was just a silly little thing I thought I'd do. I'm always coming off with puns, I'll maybe try another pun poem sometime.

17 August 2012 - 4:53am — readmy5tuff
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hahahaha

hahahaha