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I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A GRIZZLY BEAR
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COUNTRY POEMS I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A GRIZZLY BEAR
He will race you. He will chase you.
It's you, he'll pursue.
You'll run. But, soon you'll be done.
He'll chew you, and you'll be through.
I hope you get eaten by a grizzly bear.
I hope a grizzly bear on you does munch.
I hope a grizzly bear on you does crunch.
I hope he has you for lunch.
I hope you get eaten by a grizzly bear.
You will play with him, a game.
A game that's really insane.
You will not be the winner.
He will have you for dinner.
I hope you get eaten by a grizzly bear.
I don't mean as a guest. A situation not the best.
He'll stomp, clomp, chomp.
He'll you kill.
It won't be a thrill.
you tickled my funny bone with this one. i loved it and could not stop giggling. thank you for sharing this.
I have many people that annoy me and now I have something new to say to them. "I hope you get eaten by a grizzly bear." Thank you Chris :)