Bail-Out Taxes















"Tax" is such a lovely noun



On the tree of  Knowledge grown



In Eden's garden,- Paradise



And guarded by a snake most wise.







Tax the cabbage, tax the kraut,



The bums have need of a bail- out



Tax the veggis and the meat,



Tax the carrot and the beet







Tax the cereals and the flour,



Tax the roses in the bower,



Tax the young and those with gout



Some rascals need a quick Bail-Out.







Tax the barley, wheat and wort,



Throw your savings overboard,



To be with  glee  and joy spread round



On the blessed bail-out mount.







Tax the dough and tax the yeast,



Bids some latter day  fascist,



Tax the mother, tax the daughter,



Electricity and Water.







Tax for coffee, tax for tea.



Tax for flowers on the lea,



Tax for all that thrives and grows



The mortgage of a mansion house.







They want it but don't have much clout,



And thus they need to be bailed out



On the Bail-Out hill or mount,



Where the scoundrels dance a round.







Bail them out for restroom three



In a house of luxury,



Bail them out for manicure



Blessed those   that help the poor !







Give the bums a hearty check



With dough for which you broke your neck.



Re-distribute what you earn,



Whoopie! - folks you have to learn.





Tax them for the milk and cheese,



Tax them for the air they breathe,



Tax them, tax them real hard,



Till they can no longer fart.





Tax folks till they'r turning blue,



Tax the chops and sausage stew,



Tax for fish, shrimp, eel or trout



Tax in trillions - bail cheats out !







Tax for Oats for rye and wheat,



Turbo tax friends love to cheat



Fannie Mae and Freddie Max



Encourage cheats and turbo tax.



Heedless of calamity,



Shield Lord our  posterity !













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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

Bravo! Excellent piece and I so greatly agree with you every single word here!!!!!!!!!! Glad to see some one else feels about this issue as I do...

Afzal Shauq's picture

hey.. you seem to me a very good poet and this is one of your sweet poems indeed..love to read your more poems if you add..and hope you will go through my poetry if it touches your heart too