Nothing To Write About.

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Nothing to write about.

 

How sad I have nothing to write about. When nothing is in my head then it is no good me trying to write about nothing. Is nothing something that you could write about? Give it a thought; that is if nothing is not blocking your thinking.

 

A wise man that I once knew gave me this advice after I had told him that I was thinking about nothing. If you have nothing in your head then use it to develop something that will prove useful to mankind.

 

I have taken the advice of this learned man and this is my nothing day that I will share with you all. Take nothing and turn it into something it does not matter what you turn it into as long as something makes sense.

 

I could start off with once upon a time there was this unfortunate nothing that was forced to roam the world looking for something to occupy his mind.

 

Poor nothing he looked and looked but could not find something. It was as if the whole world had ganged up on him to stop him from finding something. Where I asked myself was something hiding, something must be somewhere.

 

I have put out a signal that will I hope find both nothing and something. I have taken it upon myself to hunt the pair of them down to satisfy some hidden wish residing deep down in my brain.

 

Please if you too receive this signal ignore it, it does not concern you, it is for nothing and something only. I am when I find them going to give both a piece of my mind for being so obstinate and running off like they have done.

 

Now that you have read this nothingness and perhaps turned it into something then my saying that I have nothing to write about is a very true statement.

 

This is pure nonsense and nonsense is one of the things that occupies my brain for long periods. I write about these things firstly to get them out into the open and secondly in the hope that no more nonsense will take their place.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

My Friend Bishu to take your mind off things such as dieting with Scottish Thistle Milk . I have written some more of my silly nonsense for you to examine and give me your most valued opinion about what I have written.Bern

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Thank you my Dear Friend & Mate Respected Mr Bern for

Thank you my Dear Friend & Mate Respected Mr Bern for having me as your friend on Facebook. As you know mate "advice" is the only thing which old men like me offer free sometimes even without being asked Surprised I was just bothering my empty head about other herbs Basel Leaf (Tulsi) is also abundantly found in India and a very good weight-loss agent. By the way , please don't preach meditation in such a roundabout manner Smile. To get the feeling of total emptiness is awfully difficult for me.... so many distractions of the world around.Laughing Oh !! the infernal toothache Frown Bought 6 OTC antibiotics day before yesterday and  two painkiller tablets. But looks like I must visit the "cruel" dentist tomorrow since the pain has doubled just after I saw this post Laughing I envy your lovely painless teeth Mate ..... By the way.. my mind is always "off" and never really "on" so I've nothing to lose but my words or should I say tooth(possibly the one 7th upper left) Very very unhappy since the festive season is barely two weeks away Frown ~Yours etc. ~small man with a big name but mortal teeth~


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