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Please stop

popping that gum

in my ear.

If you don't,

I can't hear 

you fiddling

with your gear,

shifting your weight

from front to rear.

Please stop 

popping that gum

in my ear,

before I forget,

why we are here.

 
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last updated 7 October 2014 - 4:18am
©16 September 2014 - 4:26am — Beavis
6 October 2014 - 8:54pm — running_with_rabbits
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beavis you need goats! I feel like this is what Dr. Suess was like on cranky days, po that gum one more time, and I'll show you my five finger rhyme....

Much Love

Ashley

14 October 2014 - 5:43am — Beavis
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;-)

Dr Suess did on meth Maybe?  Stress is a bitch! ;-)

22 October 2014 - 4:49pm — running_with_rabbits
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....

thanks to you I know have a sad SAD image of the good Doctor with tiny red sores all over his ink stanined hands :(

Much Love

Ashley

2 November 2014 - 6:19am — Beavis
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LMAO!

sorry Dear! He does sound like was indulging in some substance...;-)

22 September 2014 - 4:09pm — allets
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Gum Popping

That's a sport, I think. They have competions and everything! The Terminator or Riddick would say that last line with a straight face that equals an ominous leer - ok ok, i used to pop my gum loud


:D Lady A




 

 

9 October 2014 - 6:08am — Beavis
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:-D

Thanks Lady A!!! Try listening to it through a headset while waiting.... and waiting... AND WAITING.... I was reminded (later) of what my Grandmother used to say, " never pray for patience, for The Lord will definately answer that prayer" I don't recall offering that prayer, but He apparently felt obligated ;-) Just the memory made me revert to DR Suess!!!