End of the World

Arturo Arenas

Regina Tejeda


About 150,000 years ago the first two humans, Adam and Eve, appeared on Earth, and by then evil existed as well. The devil used to be disguised physically as a wild or lethal animal, no prophet knew where he had gone after Jesus Christ was crucified. Up until the year of 2016 his whereabouts were unknown, when he found a way to take control over the Earth.

 

It’s Tuesday, November 8th of 2016. Every American goes out to the booths to vote for who they want to be the next president of the US. When the results are official, the whole world gets startled by who the American people selected as president, Donald Trump. During the first 100 days in Office, Trump had already turned the US into a chaos. First he deported millions of blacks to Africa because they weren’t able to present a valid long form of their birth certificate. Then, millions of Mexicans begin to build a huge wall, tremendous wall in the southern border.

 

The Head of Gardeners of the White House Jose Garcia was working on the outsides of the Oval Office and he peeked inside Trump’s office. He noticed something moving in his head and started recording with his phone to take a closer look. When he watched the video, he realized it was an ancient yellowish ferret disguised as Donald Trump’s hair. Jose Garcia notices that the ferret was controlling Trumps brain, so every decision he was taking was the decision the ferret wanted him to make. Jose, startled and frightened says, “el diablo” and realized that in that moment the apocalypse was starting, the world depended on a yellow ferret and there was nothing to do about it. The evil creature turned its gaze towards Jose, who starts running in despair screaming all kinds of prayers in Spanish and waving his crucifix as his only protection.


Nobody expected the beginning of the Apocalypse, everyone was taken by surprise. At exactly 3:21 am Donald Trump tweets that the end of the world is coming, and that China would go first because they were a total disaster. The Chinese people could not read the tweet because of their firewall blocking Twitter, but the people who did, noticed that he wasn’t just calling a woman fat or being racist, he was seriously tweeting about the end of the world and it was already too late to stop him. There was nothing to do to save the world because it only took one second for the ferret to press a button from the nuclear football and drop bombs all around the world.

THE END

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haha This is hilariously

haha This is hilariously awesome! Loved it xD!