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Ren the Pen and the Big Difference
written by Justin Schweigert 09/1992

It begins in the year 2090 in giant world.
All the giants want to be small.
Mom the Bomb and Ren the Pen are trying to make them small.
Ren the Pen tries to make the giants small by writing on them but it doesn't work.
Mom the Bomb tries to make the giants small by blowing them up but it doesn't work.
Ken the giant complains "I want to be small."
Mom the Bomb and Ren the Pen says "Don't worry We'll make you small."
They tried and tried but nothing worked.
72 hours later Mr. Magic the magician came and said "Need some help?"
Everybody said "Yes!"
So Mr. Magic said "Alacazamalacasooalacamallaczall! Please make the giants small!"
There was a big poof and some smoke and all the giants were small.
And they said "Thanks."
Mr Magic said "Don't mention it"
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Wren The Pen + The Big Difference
re-written/edited by Justin Schweigert 09/2012

It all begins in the year 2090 in Giant World.
As you may have already guessed, Giant World is a world that is inhabited by giants.
Although it's very hard to say what the size of this world itself is.
It could very well be that this world itself is small and the people there are normal size,
thus making them just SEEM giant.
Or maybe the world is normal size and the people there actually ARE giants?
But, that is all beside the point.
The point though, is that for whatever reason the giants do not want to be giants anymore.

All the giants want to be small.
I'm not sure why they would want to be small though.
If they all grew up on Giant World, and were the only people there,
you would think they would just assume that the size they are is normal.
Because they wouldn't be familiar with any bigger or smaller people or what have you.
They'd have no other sizes to compare themselves to, if you get what I'm saying...
Regardless though, perhaps it's possible that the giants from Giant World built a giant telescope and saw Earth
which appeared to be smaller then then their world,
so therefore it'd be assumed that the people there would have to be smaller then them as well.
It's totally probable that they looked at Earth through this telescope and saw the Bahamas
and thought it would be a nice place to vacation.
But they would have to be smaller people to do so, because Earth is smaller then their world and such.
Anyway! For whatever reason, the giants want to be small.
I guess maybe to go on vacation on Earth. That might be it. I'm not sure.

Mom the Bomb and Wren the Pen are trying to make them small.
I'm not sure why a bomb would have the name Mom or why a bomb or a pen would even have a name.
But that is all beside the point. What is certain is that this is an event that has happened and it cannot be changed.
There was a bomb with the name Mom and a Pen with the name Wren,
And both of these things decided to do what they could to turn the giants small, which is admirable/honorable.
So it doesn't matter that these are strange objects with strange names.
They took it upon themselves to step to the plate, so cut 'em some slack.

Anyway, Wren the Pen, he tries to make the giants small by writing on them... But it doesn't work.
Of course it doesn't work. Whoever heard of something becoming small by writing on it??
That's ludicrous. But I mean, he did what he could, and that's all that counts, right?
After seeing Wren the Pen try, Mom the Bomb decided to give it a go.
She tries to make the giants small by blowing them up,
But that doesn't work either... That's an even more ludicrous way to go about things then Wren the Pen did.
I mean, by blowing something up, it's not going to become smaller, it's just going to not exist at all.
She's lucky that the giants (unlike humans) are inflammable.
Otherwise, that would have caused quite a bit more problems for all of them.

Ken the giant (some random giant i guess) complains, "I want to be small!"
Mom the Bomb and Wren the Pen say, "Don't worry! We'll make you all small."
They tried and tried, but nothing worked.

72 hours later (exactly three days later!) Mr. Magic the magician showed up on the scene.
By the way, it's got to be pretty obvious, that any magician named Mr. Magic has got to be a pretty powerful magician.
I mean, his name actually has the word Magic in it, so that's got to say something, right?
Anyway, Mr. Magic shows up and he asks the Giants if they need any help. Everybody says, "Yes!"
So, sure enough, Mr. Magic says "Alacazamalacasooalacamallalaczall! Please make the giants small!"

(I'm not sure what kind of magic word that is,
but if I accurately reported this twenty years ago and wrote down that exact word,
then that must have been exactly what he said.)

After he said that, there was a big puff of smoke and Voila! All the giants were small!
(Pretty insane, right?
That just by saying some insane crazy spelled word like that, it can turn giants small and/or normal size?
You just gotta know the right word to say, I guess.
I mean if one learns how to actually pronounce that word and projects it in the right manner,
perhaps that word can do other things as well? ....Who knows?)
They said "Thanks."
Mr. Magic said, "Don't mention it."
And that was that.
The End.