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Two pals named Leon and Lou

Roommates since 2002

The story of two best friends 

And how their friendship ends

Listen closely, it could happen to you

It happened on Thanksgiving 

In the basement apartment they are living

Lou took his morning shower like he oughta

But he used up all the water

To Leon, this was something he can't be forgiving 

Leon was so mad at Lou

There were other things he was mad about too

After lunch every day, Leon liked to nap

But Lou played the music too loud, was tired of his crap

He told Lou 'I gotta bone to pick with you'

Lou said 'I gotta bone to pick as well, I think

You don't wash your feet, they stink!' 
The argument went back and forth

Probably will continue till next July 4th

Telling this story is driving me to drink

I'd say to Lou 'Know why Leon's feet stink? Do you?

Because you used all the water, Lou

If you don't let him wash his feet

You might go down to defeat

Like Napoleon did at Waterloo'

I'd say to Leon 'You are very smart

You don't want to break Lou's heart 
If you want to nap o Leon?

You must find a way to carry on

Both you guys gotta bone to pick?

Pick that bone apart!'