ARETHA FRANKLIN = THANK REAL FAN, RI?
MARIAH CAREY = YA, I A CHARMER
BARBRA STREISAND = DRES A TRANS RABBI
WHITNEY HOUSTON = OH, U WENT ON SHIT. Y?
NAT KING COLE = TAN CEILNG OK
LINDA RONSTADT = I'L STAND AND ROT
JONI MITCHELL = I'M CHILL. OJ? 'E NT.
GLORIA GAYNOR = R I GAY GAL OR NO?
ELLA FITZGERALD = L! LEGALIZE DRAFT!
LOUIS ARMSTRONG = AM RN. SI UROLOGST.