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They said it wouldn’t last
You don't take a shower
You don't get a haircut
You rarely cut your toenails
Can't bend over to reach them
Hey, what can I say?
You know I don't believe you
You know I'm gonna leave you
You know that I found someone better, right?
He isn't like you, a pathetic sight
Reminds me of Obama, he's half black and half white
Why don't you take a shower anymore?
You used to be so different
You would never ever
Leave the toilet seat up after you pee
You, you drive me crazy
You are so damn lazy
Leave your dirty clothes on the floor
I'm not your friggin' maid!
With you there's no explaining
Should I start complainig..
You broke my heart!
About how much you fart?
Do you think it is time one of us should depart?
A great idea, I think
Get lost! You really stink!
'Cause you don't take a shower anymore
