L means that you are a lesbian
G means you're gay, so you just like men
B means you're bi, so you like both a gal and guy
T means you're transgender, I sure hope I don't offend ya
Q means you are queer, you should be proud
Should be proud enough to shout out loud
'I don't have to fake it
This is me! Leave it or take it
No, I'm not fooling around!'
L is how you LOVE getting paid
G how GREAT you feel, you got it made
B is all the money that you'll BE spending
T means TALK to me, this way of life you should be ending
Q means quit your job, that's what I say
Will you be homeless? Um..that you may
No, you don't have to work
Don't be such a stupid jerk
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