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Doesn’t matter now, both sides are fat
When I was young and had more hair
I ate everything everywhere
If people stared I didn't care
Didn't care how much I weighed
Today I weigh like half a ton
My butt's so big, it blocks the sun
In summer, children to me run
If they would like some shade
My doctor, he said 'Good luck son
You're really fat, gargantuan
The lipo didn't work at all
Your weight? You should be 10 feet tall'
