Author Information
My three friends
I have a friend named Mitch
Who had a painful itch
Told him to try some talcum
He said 'Thanks!', I said 'You're walcum
A good friend like you I will never ditch!'
I have a friend named Ian
Who lost control over his peein'
Told him to stop being incontinent
Move to another continent
Which he did, now he's a European!
I have a friend named Mel, a Brit
Whose body tends to smell a bit
Mel thinks it's because he's British
That's why the ladies are so skittish
Mel, hope you enjoy being celibate!
