If you ever get the urge, like me
To do some sightseein'
I've found a way, a better way
I hope you'll be agreein'
If you're not in the mood to roam
Don't worry, you can stay at home
And build your confidence
Be sure before you undertake it
Make sure you can make it
In all the continents
Anxieties you'll control and rid
You'll have fun, let's start with one
Ready? Let's roll!
To London, Paris and Madrid!
All you have to do
Is before you go to bed
Drink a lot of water
If I'm correct what I said
You'll wake during the night
To the bathroom you'll be fleein'
Omg! Was I right?
Yes! You're..European!