Mitch & Dianne

Here's a little ditty about Mitch & Dianne

Two U.S. Senators doing the best they can 

Most people who've reached their age

Realize it's time to leave the stage 

Should they stay? Everyone says no

But these a-holes, they refuse to go

 

Oh yeah, their terms go on

We need term limits in Washington!

 

Mitch does whatever he damn please

If you question him, then Mitch will freeze

At least he's better than Dianne

The poor woman, she could use a bedpan

It's time to tell them both, yes tactfully

The Senate ain't an Assisted Living Facility!

 

Oh yeah, their terms go on

And on and on and on and on..

 

 

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