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The story of Zeke
Come and listen to the story of a man named Zeke
Him and his wife, it was rare that they would speak
Zeke smacked his wife last night, an argument ensued
A guess? You're right!
Now Zeke is gettin' sued
Assault.
Oy Gevalt!
His wife hired a lawyer named Paddy O'Flynn
He told her 'I'm sure your case you're gonna win
Oy Gevalt? I don't know what that means
Are you a Jew? Get a lawyer from Queens!'
One of them?
Baruch Hashem!
His wife thought, that was very good advice
She hired a lawyer, his name was Shlomo Weiss
With a name like that you shouldn't be surprised
Shlomo Weiss? You know he's circumcised!
Must know this.
Had a bris.
Shlomo said 'I think you got a case
Your husband Zeke, you no longer have to face
After he smacked you, you say that you two fought?
We're gonna drag that shmuck's ass into court!'
Shlomo's got guts.
Zeke is a putz.
They went to court, and of course, Zeke's wife, she won
But they didn't know Zeke was carrying a gun
When he found out he was found guilty
Zeke shot his wife, Shlomo, the judge
All 3!
All 3?
Crazy!
The new judge said 'Zeke, you shouldn't kill
I rule that you must be mentally ill
Because you aren't well mentally
I suggest you plead insanity'
No bail.
No jail.
Zeke spends his time now, in a padded cell
In a place for the 'not mentally well'
Want this story to have a happy end?
Zeke, don't you know, has made a new friend
Who?
Donald Trump, that's who!
