The Met Gala

Here are my observations on those attending.

Click on the link to see them and what they were wearing.

 

1. Michaela Coel- Michaela, you 'stoel' the show. Loved your outfit!

2. Anok Yai- Ai Ai Yai! I understand there was some concern later in the evening as she needed to use the ladies room, but that dress, you know...

3. Doja Cat- Meow indeed! As George Clinton memorably put it 'Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the Cat?' Because you're irresistible!

4. Bad Bunny- What's up, Doc? You look tewiffic, you wascally wabbit!

5. Dua Lipa- Dua, I would Lipa tall buildings in a single bound just to be with you, girl!

6. Phoebe Bridgers- They say you shouldn't burn your bridges, but this Bridgers was smokin' last night! Quick, get the fire extinguisher!

7. Taika Waititi- Taika, you I lika! I'm ready to leave my wife and run off with you to Waikiki!

8. Gisele Bündchen- If I threw you a pass, would you receive it? You can score on me anytime! Hey, a football reference! Do I get extra points for that?

9. Brian Tyree Henry- Simply stunning. Perfect for attending fashion galas or shopping at Key Food.

10. Pedro Pascal- Um, Mr Pascal, a question. Did you forget your pants?

11. Lil Nas X- He forgot more than his pants! Wow! I wonder where he keeps his wallet?

12. Rihanna- RiRi, may I call you that? You can stand under my umbrella anytime!

13. Jared Leto- Looked Neto! That's exactly the kind of thing NYC needs to solve the rat problem!

14. Janelle Monáe- Give me Monáe! That's what I want!

15. Billie Eilish- Looked delish. Oh, it's not pronounced that way? It rhymes with Irish? I wish!

16. David Byrne- I wish he would stop 'talking' and 'head' down to my office for an interview. Will you ever stop looking fabulous? When will you learn, David Byrne!

17. The cockroach- No comment. 

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/02/fashion/met-gala-best-fashion-photos-doja-cat-lil-nas-x.html 

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