|
1 |
You treat your wife like a dog |
Poem |
|
639 |
12 years ago |
|
2 |
Taking candy from a baby |
Poem |
|
560 |
12 years ago |
|
3 |
235 years of independence |
Poem |
|
515 |
12 years ago |
|
4 |
I stuck my penis in a lamp socket |
Poem |
|
503 |
13 years ago |
|
5 |
I hate MRS. Oleson |
Poem |
|
445 |
12 years ago |
|
6 |
I mailed myself to Jessica Simpson's house |
Poem |
|
436 |
14 years ago |
|
7 |
Drunken Cop |
Poem |
|
430 |
9 years ago |
|
8 |
I killed the Bucket woman |
Poem |
|
426 |
14 years ago |
|
9 |
Twister |
Poem |
|
426 |
11 years ago |
|
10 |
Tomorrow may never come |
Poem |
|
411 |
13 years ago |
|
11 |
Murdered for eating a popsicle |
Poem |
|
411 |
12 years ago |
|
12 |
Satan Is Working Overtime |
Poem |
|
404 |
7 years ago |
|
13 |
The Flying Nun Flies No More |
Poem |
|
402 |
9 years ago |
|
14 |
Quintuplets |
Poem |
|
401 |
13 years ago |
|
15 |
He spit in my drink |
Poem |
|
390 |
13 years ago |
|
16 |
A cop's revenge |
Poem |
|
379 |
16 years ago |
|
17 |
Farewell Fred |
Poem |
|
378 |
15 years ago |
|
18 |
An eye for an eye |
Poem |
|
378 |
12 years ago |
|
19 |
Don't Eat Welsh Rarebit! |
Poem |
|
374 |
9 years ago |
|
20 |
Shoplifting |
Poem |
|
362 |
13 years ago |
|
21 |
Red |
Poem |
|
358 |
5 years ago |
|
22 |
Singapore |
Poem |
|
354 |
13 years ago |
|
23 |
Thanking God For Each Day That We Live |
Poem |
|
350 |
6 years ago |
|
24 |
God should be adored |
Poem |
|
350 |
13 years ago |
|
25 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VI |
Poem |
|
348 |
5 years ago |
|
26 |
Halloween Monster |
Poem |
|
348 |
12 years ago |
|
27 |
Soulmate |
Poem |
|
346 |
12 years ago |
|
28 |
Foul Mouth Parrot |
Poem |
|
346 |
9 years ago |
|
29 |
I'm not a God |
Poem |
|
343 |
15 years ago |
|
30 |
TPed |
Poem |
|
343 |
12 years ago |
|
31 |
50 to 1 odds |
Poem |
|
343 |
14 years ago |
|
32 |
Saving Vernie's life |
Poem |
|
342 |
12 years ago |
|
33 |
Arthenia |
Poem |
|
338 |
5 years ago |
|
34 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part III |
Poem |
|
337 |
8 years ago |
|
35 |
I am Pac-Man |
Poem |
|
336 |
13 years ago |
|
36 |
I Wrote The Declaration of Independence |
Poem |
|
336 |
5 years ago |
|
37 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part 2 |
Poem |
|
336 |
8 years ago |
|
38 |
Womb |
Poem |
|
335 |
9 years ago |
|
39 |
I'm George Costanza |
Poem |
|
335 |
14 years ago |
|
40 |
Melvin |
Poem |
|
333 |
13 years ago |
|
41 |
God's promise |
Poem |
|
330 |
15 years ago |
|
42 |
The Late Bob Dole |
Poem |
|
329 |
2 years ago |
|
43 |
Sitting next to God? |
Poem |
|
328 |
13 years ago |
|
44 |
Buster was the best |
Poem |
|
327 |
16 years ago |
|
45 |
You pulled a gun on a boy |
Poem |
|
322 |
13 years ago |
|
46 |
Alcatraz |
Poem |
|
322 |
9 years ago |
|
47 |
Bonnie and Clyde |
Poem |
|
321 |
9 years ago |
|
48 |
Craptop |
Poem |
|
318 |
9 years ago |
|
49 |
Welcome 2019 |
Poem |
|
318 |
5 years ago |
|
50 |
Everybody Needs God |
Poem |
|
317 |
9 years ago |
|
51 |
Don't commit suicide |
Poem |
|
313 |
13 years ago |
|
52 |
Wile E. Coyote |
Poem |
|
313 |
12 years ago |
|
53 |
I'm Rosco P. Coltrane |
Poem |
|
309 |
10 years ago |
|
54 |
Evil Lawyer |
Poem |
|
308 |
9 years ago |
|
55 |
You damn bullies |
Poem |
|
307 |
13 years ago |
|
56 |
I took a life |
Poem |
|
307 |
13 years ago |
|
57 |
Egged |
Poem |
|
307 |
16 years ago |
|
58 |
Boy |
Poem |
|
306 |
14 years ago |
|
59 |
SHAZAM! |
Poem |
|
305 |
6 years ago |
|
60 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto |
Poem |
|
305 |
6 years ago |
|
61 |
Hoss Died Half A Century Ago |
Poem |
|
304 |
2 years ago |
|
62 |
High on God |
Poem |
|
303 |
12 years ago |
|
63 |
Life jackets |
Poem |
|
301 |
11 years ago |
|
64 |
Children Should Obey Their Parents |
Poem |
|
300 |
8 years ago |
|
65 |
Solo Is a Flop |
Poem |
|
300 |
5 years ago |
|
66 |
Dust Beneath His Feet |
Poem |
|
298 |
8 years ago |
|
67 |
Childbirth |
Poem |
|
298 |
16 years ago |
|
68 |
STD |
Poem |
|
298 |
9 years ago |
|
69 |
Happy Birthday, Mom |
Poem |
|
297 |
10 years ago |
|
70 |
Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations |
Poem |
|
297 |
5 years ago |
|
71 |
A Baby's Heart-Wrenching Scream |
Poem |
|
294 |
9 years ago |
|
72 |
You Went To A Better Place |
Poem |
|
292 |
2 years ago |
|
73 |
Back from the dead |
Poem |
|
292 |
11 years ago |
|
74 |
I Got A Rock |
Poem |
|
291 |
9 years ago |
|
75 |
Jonah and The Ninevites |
Poem |
|
290 |
8 years ago |
|
76 |
The First Anniversary Of My Friend's Death |
Poem |
|
288 |
2 years ago |
|
77 |
Heather |
Poem |
|
287 |
9 years ago |
|
78 |
Heather II |
Poem |
|
287 |
9 years ago |
|
79 |
Gene Barry |
Poem |
|
287 |
13 years ago |
|
80 |
Saying Hello To 2022 |
Poem |
|
285 |
2 years ago |
|
81 |
My Soul Has Been Damned |
Poem |
|
285 |
9 years ago |
|
82 |
NO |
Poem |
|
284 |
6 years ago |
|
83 |
I Voted Against Phil Bredesen Again |
Poem |
|
284 |
5 years ago |
|
84 |
Ask Not What God Can Do For You |
Poem |
|
283 |
6 years ago |
|
85 |
A 2nd Poem About Robert Vaughn |
Poem |
|
282 |
7 years ago |
|
86 |
First class ticket to Heaven |
Poem |
|
281 |
10 years ago |
|
87 |
100 |
Poem |
|
281 |
12 years ago |
|
88 |
I Sued Because I Couldn't Be A Nun |
Poem |
|
280 |
9 years ago |
|
89 |
Gas prices |
Poem |
|
280 |
16 years ago |
|
90 |
Beauty Parlor |
Poem |
|
279 |
10 years ago |
|
91 |
The Gift of Swift |
Poem |
|
279 |
5 years ago |
|
92 |
He raped my mule |
Poem |
|
279 |
13 years ago |
|
93 |
Disney May Have Bitten Off More Than They Can Chew |
Poem |
|
277 |
5 years ago |
|
94 |
Goodbye Charles Strange |
Poem |
|
277 |
6 years ago |
|
95 |
Full of baloney |
Poem |
|
277 |
17 years ago |
|
96 |
When Mom Is Resurrected |
Poem |
|
276 |
8 years ago |
|
97 |
Rubber Check |
Poem |
|
276 |
9 years ago |
|
98 |
My Life Would Be So Much Better |
Poem |
|
276 |
8 years ago |
|
99 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IV: Precious As A Flower |
Poem |
|
275 |
7 years ago |
|
100 |
Large breasts |
Poem |
|
275 |
14 years ago |
|
101 |
Rick and Vernie's Wedding |
Poem |
|
275 |
13 years ago |
|
102 |
Dr. Seuss |
Poem |
|
275 |
2 years ago |
|
103 |
I Won't Watch Anymore Disney Movies |
Poem |
|
275 |
5 years ago |
|
104 |
Goodbye Kmart |
Poem |
|
273 |
6 years ago |
|
105 |
God Will Not Forget Me Or You |
Poem |
|
273 |
7 years ago |
|
106 |
I need God |
Poem |
|
273 |
14 years ago |
|
107 |
Schiavelli |
Poem |
|
272 |
12 years ago |
|
108 |
Earl |
Poem |
|
272 |
13 years ago |
|
109 |
Politically Correct Freak |
Poem |
|
270 |
6 years ago |
|
110 |
Morristown Hamblen Healthcare |
Poem |
|
269 |
10 years ago |
|
111 |
High School Graduate |
Prose |
|
267 |
8 years ago |
|
112 |
Six Feet Underground |
Poem |
|
267 |
1 year ago |
|
113 |
This damn war |
Poem |
|
266 |
15 years ago |
|
114 |
Dick Tracy |
Poem |
|
266 |
9 years ago |
|
115 |
Trust must be earned |
Poem |
|
266 |
12 years ago |
|
116 |
Son Of God |
Poem |
|
266 |
8 years ago |
|
117 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 2 |
Poem |
|
265 |
8 years ago |
|
118 |
Families Who Pray Together |
Poem |
|
265 |
8 years ago |
|
119 |
Religion Is Dying |
Poem |
|
265 |
7 years ago |
|
120 |
What A Wonderful Mother |
Poem |
|
265 |
7 years ago |
|
121 |
Cruel twist of fate |
Poem |
|
264 |
14 years ago |
|
122 |
Ruth and Boaz |
Poem |
|
264 |
7 years ago |
|
123 |
I'm going to tear your clothes off |
Poem |
|
264 |
12 years ago |
|
124 |
Every day should be like Christmas time |
Poem |
|
263 |
11 years ago |
|
125 |
Deadly fall |
Poem |
|
263 |
12 years ago |
|
126 |
Hell's New Torment |
Poem |
|
263 |
4 years ago |
|
127 |
Boy's Death |
Poem |
|
263 |
5 years ago |
|
128 |
Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals |
Poem |
|
262 |
5 years ago |
|
129 |
The death of David Carradine |
Poem |
|
261 |
14 years ago |
|
130 |
Batgirl raped me |
Poem |
|
261 |
15 years ago |
|
131 |
A Man Who Became A Monster |
Poem |
|
260 |
1 year ago |
|
132 |
Deadly Magical Power |
Poem |
|
260 |
5 years ago |
|
133 |
Jesus was a family man |
Poem |
|
259 |
13 years ago |
|
134 |
Overboard |
Poem |
|
259 |
8 years ago |
|
135 |
Reincarnated |
Poem |
|
259 |
9 years ago |
|
136 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part V |
Poem |
|
258 |
6 years ago |
|
137 |
Heather III |
Poem |
|
258 |
9 years ago |
|
138 |
Fantasy Island |
Poem |
|
258 |
9 years ago |
|
139 |
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part III |
Poem |
|
258 |
6 years ago |
|
140 |
Bobby Boyd |
Poem |
|
257 |
7 years ago |
|
141 |
God Listens |
Poem |
|
257 |
7 years ago |
|
142 |
Praise Jehovah |
Poem |
|
255 |
8 years ago |
|
143 |
Moses's Punishment |
Poem |
|
254 |
7 years ago |
|
144 |
R.I.P. Bob Grant |
Poem |
|
254 |
2 years ago |
|
145 |
God Gets More Angry Every Day |
Poem |
|
254 |
7 years ago |
|
146 |
Arthenia's Birthday |
Poem |
|
254 |
4 years ago |
|
147 |
Rocky Balboa Isn't As Tough As He Thought |
Poem |
|
253 |
5 years ago |
|
148 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part V: The Last Christmas |
Poem |
|
253 |
6 years ago |
|
149 |
Merry Christmas, Mom |
Poem |
|
253 |
10 years ago |
|
150 |
The new vasectomy |
Poem |
|
252 |
11 years ago |
|
151 |
Everybody loved Tom Bosley |
Poem |
|
252 |
13 years ago |
|
152 |
My peter was burned by a heater |
Poem |
|
251 |
17 years ago |
|
153 |
Dad's Death |
Poem |
|
251 |
10 years ago |
|
154 |
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part II |
Poem |
|
251 |
8 years ago |
|
155 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IV |
Poem |
|
250 |
7 years ago |
|
156 |
Precious Plum |
Poem |
|
249 |
6 years ago |
|
157 |
The loss of Bob Ross |
Poem |
|
249 |
14 years ago |
|
158 |
Goodbye Mollie |
Poem |
|
249 |
14 years ago |
|
159 |
Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part III |
Poem |
|
249 |
8 years ago |
|
160 |
I Killed A Gangster |
Poem |
|
248 |
9 years ago |
|
161 |
I'll break my foot off in your ass |
Poem |
|
248 |
17 years ago |
|
162 |
I'm Eric Cartman |
Poem |
|
248 |
9 years ago |
|
163 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VI |
Poem |
|
248 |
5 years ago |
|
164 |
The Prank |
Poem |
|
247 |
2 years ago |
|
165 |
A 2nd poem about Brittany Murphy |
Poem |
|
247 |
14 years ago |
|
166 |
Smoke Free - Part II |
Poem |
|
247 |
4 years ago |
|
167 |
Smoke Free |
Poem |
|
247 |
4 years ago |
|
168 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part X |
Poem |
|
247 |
1 year ago |
|
169 |
Pat Hingle |
Poem |
|
246 |
15 years ago |
|
170 |
Nothing Will Stop Me From Loving Jehovah |
Poem |
|
246 |
8 years ago |
|
171 |
Martin Balsam |
Poem |
|
246 |
15 years ago |
|
172 |
Giving thanks |
Poem |
|
245 |
12 years ago |
|
173 |
It tore my heart out |
Poem |
|
245 |
17 years ago |
|
174 |
The Eighth Mother's Day |
Poem |
|
244 |
4 years ago |
|
175 |
I have much less to be thankful for |
Poem |
|
244 |
10 years ago |
|
176 |
God's Ten Commandments |
Poem |
|
244 |
8 years ago |
|
177 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IX |
Poem |
|
244 |
2 years ago |
|
178 |
Chef Boyardee |
Poem |
|
243 |
12 years ago |
|
179 |
Mosley Will Be Missed |
Poem |
|
243 |
1 year ago |
|
180 |
People Still Have False Idols Today |
Poem |
|
243 |
8 years ago |
|
181 |
It Was Like Talking To a Brick Wall |
Poem |
|
243 |
4 years ago |
|
182 |
Suck my balls Part 2 |
Poem |
|
242 |
17 years ago |
|
183 |
We're the Duke boys |
Poem |
|
242 |
10 years ago |
|
184 |
What I Got For Christmas |
Poem |
|
242 |
4 years ago |
|
185 |
Damn Christmas Bills |
Poem |
|
242 |
6 years ago |
|
186 |
Nascar driver |
Poem |
|
241 |
17 years ago |
|
187 |
Very hairy lady |
Poem |
|
241 |
16 years ago |
|
188 |
Paul Benedict |
Poem |
|
241 |
15 years ago |
|
189 |
Let's pray for Charles Johnson Part 2 |
Poem |
|
241 |
12 years ago |
|
190 |
Silver Star |
Poem |
|
241 |
10 years ago |
|
191 |
365 days of Hell |
Poem |
|
241 |
10 years ago |
|
192 |
Alien invasion |
Poem |
|
240 |
17 years ago |
|
193 |
Shirley Temple |
Poem |
|
240 |
9 years ago |
|
194 |
My big buddy |
Poem |
|
240 |
13 years ago |
|
195 |
Agnes The Applehead |
Poem |
|
240 |
8 years ago |
|
196 |
Rest in Peace, Mom - Part IV |
Poem |
|
240 |
5 years ago |
|
197 |
I will not give up! |
Poem |
|
239 |
12 years ago |
|
198 |
Bush has ran this country into the ground |
Poem |
|
239 |
15 years ago |
|
199 |
I'll always protect her from you |
Poem |
|
239 |
11 years ago |
|
200 |
Goodbye, James Best |
Poem |
|
238 |
9 years ago |
|
201 |
You killed my son's cat |
Poem |
|
238 |
17 years ago |
|
202 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 3 |
Poem |
|
238 |
8 years ago |
|
203 |
Pull the trigger |
Poem |
|
238 |
14 years ago |
|
204 |
Goodbye Robin Williams |
Poem |
|
238 |
9 years ago |
|
205 |
Let's Give God A Holiday |
Poem |
|
237 |
7 years ago |
|
206 |
Popeye the Murderer |
Poem |
|
237 |
6 years ago |
|
207 |
Motel |
Poem |
|
237 |
16 years ago |
|
208 |
A lifetime of joy |
Poem |
|
237 |
12 years ago |
|
209 |
McCain only cares about the rich |
Poem |
|
236 |
15 years ago |
|
210 |
Andy |
Poem |
|
236 |
11 years ago |
|
211 |
Superficial |
Poem |
|
236 |
17 years ago |
|
212 |
I'm A Rich Man |
Poem |
|
236 |
8 years ago |
|
213 |
Stacy III |
Poem |
|
236 |
6 years ago |
|
214 |
A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley |
Poem |
|
236 |
15 years ago |
|
215 |
I killed my son |
Poem |
|
236 |
14 years ago |
|
216 |
Human generator |
Poem |
|
235 |
17 years ago |
|
217 |
Worshipping Idols |
Poem |
|
235 |
8 years ago |
|
218 |
God Can Take Away Your Pain |
Poem |
|
235 |
8 years ago |
|
219 |
Naked Pictures |
Poem |
|
234 |
8 years ago |
|
220 |
Polite Bank Robber |
Poem |
|
234 |
9 years ago |
|
221 |
Potty Mouth Preachers |
Poem |
|
234 |
8 years ago |
|
222 |
Mom's Heart |
Poem |
|
234 |
8 years ago |
|
223 |
When God Forgives, He Forgets |
Poem |
|
233 |
7 years ago |
|
224 |
The First Anniversary |
Poem |
|
233 |
2 years ago |
|
225 |
Goodbye Robert Mitchum |
Poem |
|
232 |
17 years ago |
|
226 |
Only God Knows |
Poem |
|
232 |
8 years ago |
|
227 |
My stupid nephew |
Poem |
|
232 |
17 years ago |
|
228 |
McGavin |
Poem |
|
232 |
17 years ago |
|
229 |
Bad behavior |
Poem |
|
231 |
17 years ago |
|
230 |
Six months to live |
Poem |
|
231 |
11 years ago |
|
231 |
Goodbye Michael Wisher |
Poem |
|
231 |
15 years ago |
|
232 |
The incredible chicken |
Poem |
|
230 |
11 years ago |
|
233 |
You raped my pig |
Poem |
|
230 |
17 years ago |
|
234 |
I ate that roach |
Poem |
|
230 |
16 years ago |
|
235 |
My baby chick |
Poem |
|
230 |
13 years ago |
|
236 |
The Lord Deserves Our Praise |
Poem |
|
229 |
8 years ago |
|
237 |
I want more caviar |
Poem |
|
228 |
16 years ago |
|
238 |
You're on the run |
Poem |
|
228 |
16 years ago |
|
239 |
Honor thy Parents |
Poem |
|
228 |
13 years ago |
|
240 |
The kitchen sink |
Poem |
|
227 |
16 years ago |
|
241 |
Nintendo's Wii U Got a Bad Rap |
Poem |
|
227 |
4 years ago |
|
242 |
Sometimes I feel like screaming |
Poem |
|
227 |
16 years ago |
|
243 |
Road Rash |
Poem |
|
227 |
16 years ago |
|
244 |
Burt |
Poem |
|
227 |
5 years ago |
|
245 |
Danny |
Poem |
|
227 |
8 years ago |
|
246 |
I married my sister |
Poem |
|
226 |
17 years ago |
|
247 |
Bye Bubba |
Poem |
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226 |
12 years ago |
|
248 |
I shot Yogi Bear |
Poem |
|
226 |
16 years ago |
|
249 |
Suck my balls |
Poem |
|
226 |
17 years ago |
|
250 |
Vengeful spirit |
Poem |
|
226 |
16 years ago |
