1 |
Wimpy drinks |
Poem |
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154 |
15 years ago |
2 |
I ate that roach |
Poem |
|
229 |
16 years ago |
3 |
Batman |
Poem |
|
167 |
16 years ago |
4 |
Father Ted |
Poem |
|
146 |
13 years ago |
5 |
Lightning Bolt |
Poem |
|
172 |
3 years ago |
6 |
Monster |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
7 |
Festus |
Poem |
|
136 |
16 years ago |
8 |
God is wise |
Poem |
|
117 |
15 years ago |
9 |
Horse's patoot |
Poem |
|
166 |
12 years ago |
10 |
Fantasy Island |
Poem |
|
257 |
9 years ago |
11 |
You're A Hypocrite, Bernie Sanders |
Poem |
|
214 |
7 years ago |
12 |
Kiss my ass |
Poem |
|
134 |
17 years ago |
13 |
Even Blanks Will Kill |
Poem |
|
146 |
4 years ago |
14 |
The Beginning of Autumn |
Poem |
|
127 |
1 year ago |
15 |
Singapore |
Poem |
|
354 |
13 years ago |
16 |
It's not a dress |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
17 |
When Mom Is Resurrected |
Poem |
|
275 |
8 years ago |
18 |
Thanking God For Each Day That We Live |
Poem |
|
350 |
6 years ago |
19 |
Butterfly |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
20 |
It cuts deep |
Poem |
|
201 |
16 years ago |
21 |
The kitchen sink |
Poem |
|
223 |
16 years ago |
22 |
Quintuplets |
Poem |
|
398 |
13 years ago |
23 |
The Late Jon Pertwee |
Poem |
|
159 |
2 years ago |
24 |
I wish I was a bird |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
25 |
You hit the sauce and the floor |
Poem |
|
210 |
17 years ago |
26 |
Five finger discount |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
27 |
Jesus came to my house |
Poem |
|
120 |
15 years ago |
28 |
Dick Tracy |
Poem |
|
266 |
9 years ago |
29 |
The Worship of Animals, Plants & Other Things |
Poem |
|
199 |
7 years ago |
30 |
Stop laughing at me |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
31 |
Smoke Free - Part II |
Poem |
|
245 |
4 years ago |
32 |
111 Months |
Poem |
|
128 |
1 year ago |
33 |
Crybaby |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
34 |
George |
Poem |
|
209 |
16 years ago |
35 |
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part III |
Poem |
|
257 |
6 years ago |
36 |
George Bush has a tiny wiener |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
37 |
My wife is a hooker |
Poem |
|
139 |
16 years ago |
38 |
You damn bullies |
Poem |
|
306 |
13 years ago |
39 |
Ned Is Dead |
Poem |
|
108 |
2 years ago |
40 |
God's masterpieces |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
41 |
The scream |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
42 |
Miserable little brat |
Poem |
|
130 |
15 years ago |
43 |
I'm not a God |
Poem |
|
343 |
15 years ago |
44 |
Soulmate |
Poem |
|
343 |
12 years ago |
45 |
I Got A Rock |
Poem |
|
291 |
9 years ago |
46 |
Undeserved Kindness |
Poem |
|
181 |
7 years ago |
47 |
You killed my son's cat |
Poem |
|
238 |
17 years ago |
48 |
Breadwinner |
Poem |
|
166 |
4 years ago |
49 |
I'm going to fuck you up |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
50 |
That dreaded call |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
51 |
When Cruelty And Suffering Occur, It Isn't God's Will |
Poem |
|
144 |
8 years ago |
52 |
Ina Mae |
Poem |
|
207 |
6 years ago |
53 |
He spit in my drink |
Poem |
|
390 |
13 years ago |
54 |
That poor dog |
Poem |
|
128 |
17 years ago |
55 |
Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
121 |
16 years ago |
56 |
Jesus was a family man |
Poem |
|
258 |
13 years ago |
57 |
Penny |
Poem |
|
122 |
2 years ago |
58 |
The temptations of Christ |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
59 |
Lily Munster |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
60 |
Worship God |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
61 |
This damn war |
Poem |
|
265 |
15 years ago |
62 |
A taste for booze |
Poem |
|
144 |
11 years ago |
63 |
My Soul Has Been Damned |
Poem |
|
282 |
9 years ago |
64 |
When God Forgives, He Forgets |
Poem |
|
232 |
7 years ago |
65 |
One Small Step and One Giant Leap |
Poem |
|
133 |
4 years ago |
66 |
The Late William Simons |
Poem |
|
133 |
1 year ago |
67 |
I want more caviar |
Poem |
|
227 |
16 years ago |
68 |
Not a stud |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
69 |
Mister Rickman |
Poem |
|
126 |
8 years ago |
70 |
Politically Correct Freak |
Poem |
|
270 |
6 years ago |
71 |
Socks |
Poem |
|
118 |
16 years ago |
72 |
Norman |
Poem |
|
217 |
17 years ago |
73 |
To suffer and bleed in Iraq |
Poem |
|
130 |
16 years ago |
74 |
What I did was evil |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
75 |
Lousy pilot |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
76 |
McCain only cares about the rich |
Poem |
|
236 |
15 years ago |
77 |
Two-faced mechanic |
Poem |
|
128 |
11 years ago |
78 |
The Flying Nun Flies No More |
Poem |
|
401 |
9 years ago |
79 |
The Offspring of Demons |
Poem |
|
140 |
7 years ago |
80 |
Womanhood |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
81 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VII |
Poem |
|
189 |
4 years ago |
82 |
Wedding dress |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
83 |
Pharmacy Shootings |
Poem |
|
191 |
5 years ago |
84 |
I lost a thousand bucks |
Poem |
|
212 |
16 years ago |
85 |
I'm going to forgive |
Poem |
|
214 |
17 years ago |
86 |
Pepe Le Pew raped my cat |
Poem |
|
138 |
16 years ago |
87 |
My son's suicide |
Poem |
|
189 |
13 years ago |
88 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IX |
Poem |
|
243 |
2 years ago |
89 |
Late again |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
90 |
Thank God |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
91 |
You're not fit to wear that badge |
Poem |
|
174 |
16 years ago |
92 |
Bush has ran this country into the ground |
Poem |
|
239 |
15 years ago |
93 |
Anger in my soul |
Poem |
|
122 |
11 years ago |
94 |
Evil Lawyer |
Poem |
|
307 |
9 years ago |
95 |
The Ironic Death |
Poem |
|
134 |
7 years ago |
96 |
Rejection |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
97 |
Death Of a Relative |
Poem |
|
179 |
4 years ago |
98 |
A Surgeon Who Committed Murder |
Poem |
|
87 |
1 year ago |
99 |
My father |
Poem |
|
200 |
17 years ago |
100 |
Yuck! |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
101 |
He Said No To Fellatio |
Poem |
|
181 |
8 years ago |
102 |
You pulled a gun on a boy |
Poem |
|
320 |
13 years ago |
103 |
Earnest |
Poem |
|
133 |
2 years ago |
104 |
Vengeful spirit |
Poem |
|
225 |
16 years ago |
105 |
Erin Moran and Stephanie Weir kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
188 |
17 years ago |
106 |
Transvestite |
Poem |
|
121 |
16 years ago |
107 |
A train flattened my wiener |
Poem |
|
143 |
15 years ago |
108 |
Andy |
Poem |
|
235 |
11 years ago |
109 |
I Sued Because I Couldn't Be A Nun |
Poem |
|
280 |
9 years ago |
110 |
Resist The Temptation |
Poem |
|
157 |
7 years ago |
111 |
The new Doctor Who |
Poem |
|
210 |
15 years ago |
112 |
Happy 48th! |
Poem |
|
130 |
4 years ago |
113 |
The Horrible Accident |
Poem |
|
206 |
1 year ago |
114 |
My cat |
Poem |
|
200 |
17 years ago |
115 |
Saint Patrick's Day |
Poem |
|
129 |
16 years ago |
116 |
Only God Knows |
Poem |
|
232 |
8 years ago |
117 |
I saved Christmas |
Poem |
|
100 |
16 years ago |
118 |
Returning food |
Poem |
|
117 |
16 years ago |
119 |
Help your fellow man |
Poem |
|
166 |
13 years ago |
120 |
A Son and Wife's Betrayal |
Poem |
|
104 |
2 years ago |
121 |
DOOM |
Poem |
|
92 |
16 years ago |
122 |
Don't judge a book by its cover |
Poem |
|
131 |
17 years ago |
123 |
Robert Culp |
Poem |
|
125 |
14 years ago |
124 |
Jerry Reed |
Poem |
|
121 |
15 years ago |
125 |
Goodbye Sherman Hemsley |
Poem |
|
143 |
11 years ago |
126 |
Goodbye, James Best |
Poem |
|
238 |
9 years ago |
127 |
Ignoring God |
Poem |
|
142 |
7 years ago |
128 |
My big buddy |
Poem |
|
236 |
13 years ago |
129 |
My Name Is Horace |
Poem |
|
141 |
4 years ago |
130 |
The Slob Who Won't Get A Job |
Poem |
|
118 |
1 year ago |
131 |
Jim Varney |
Poem |
|
182 |
17 years ago |
132 |
The black cat |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
133 |
Death Is Only Temporary |
Poem |
|
206 |
8 years ago |
134 |
Dad Ceased To Be Alive |
Poem |
|
195 |
5 years ago |
135 |
Sixty |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
136 |
You don't want to go to Hell |
Poem |
|
121 |
17 years ago |
137 |
I believe in you |
Poem |
|
131 |
16 years ago |
138 |
Day of thanks |
Poem |
|
199 |
13 years ago |
139 |
You're Not A Christian |
Poem |
|
205 |
2 years ago |
140 |
Villechaize |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
141 |
Get out of my house you bum!! |
Poem |
|
122 |
17 years ago |
142 |
Snuff |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
143 |
Bernie Mac |
Poem |
|
116 |
15 years ago |
144 |
The incredible chicken |
Poem |
|
228 |
11 years ago |
145 |
Let's Give God A Holiday |
Poem |
|
236 |
7 years ago |
146 |
An Entire Nation Still Mourns |
Poem |
|
184 |
4 years ago |
147 |
Washington |
Poem |
|
119 |
17 years ago |
148 |
You always treat my brother better |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
149 |
Let's Make God Rejoice |
Poem |
|
136 |
8 years ago |
150 |
Illegal alien |
Poem |
|
85 |
16 years ago |
151 |
68E |
Poem |
|
97 |
17 years ago |
152 |
If you want to succeed |
Poem |
|
160 |
16 years ago |
153 |
Sitting next to God? |
Poem |
|
328 |
13 years ago |
154 |
I Wore White After Labor Day |
Poem |
|
221 |
2 years ago |
155 |
Electric Chair |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
156 |
Human generator |
Poem |
|
233 |
17 years ago |
157 |
Swastika |
Poem |
|
212 |
17 years ago |
158 |
Santa Fe |
Poem |
|
141 |
11 years ago |
159 |
Bernard's Birthday |
Poem |
|
79 |
1 year ago |
160 |
Fuck you |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
161 |
Why do people think I'm dumb? |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
162 |
Satan Rules The World |
Poem |
|
147 |
8 years ago |
163 |
God is my best friend |
Poem |
|
137 |
14 years ago |
164 |
Kaye |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
165 |
One giant leap for black people |
Poem |
|
125 |
15 years ago |
166 |
Don't commit suicide |
Poem |
|
313 |
13 years ago |
167 |
Norm |
Poem |
|
130 |
2 years ago |
168 |
Ex-producer |
Poem |
|
128 |
16 years ago |
169 |
That damn clown! |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
170 |
The only republican that made me content |
Poem |
|
113 |
15 years ago |
171 |
41st birthday |
Poem |
|
154 |
11 years ago |
172 |
High School Graduate |
Prose |
|
267 |
8 years ago |
173 |
Thanks God |
Poem |
|
150 |
7 years ago |
174 |
The Death Of Robert Forster |
Poem |
|
141 |
4 years ago |
175 |
Lisa Marie |
Poem |
|
93 |
1 year ago |
176 |
Seed |
Poem |
|
100 |
16 years ago |
177 |
How Do You Spell Wonderful Human Being? |
Poem |
|
173 |
8 years ago |
178 |
1978 |
Poem |
|
208 |
5 years ago |
179 |
You're a dirty rat |
Poem |
|
198 |
17 years ago |
180 |
August 29, 1986 |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
181 |
Kentucky's voting day |
Poem |
|
120 |
15 years ago |
182 |
Strong Faith |
Poem |
|
154 |
13 years ago |
183 |
The Late John Challis |
Poem |
|
98 |
2 years ago |
184 |
Symbol of love |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
185 |
Virgin |
Poem |
|
139 |
17 years ago |
186 |
Apple pie |
Poem |
|
219 |
16 years ago |
187 |
The change |
Poem |
|
143 |
11 years ago |
188 |
Number One |
Poem |
|
106 |
8 years ago |
189 |
Mom's Last Thanksgiving |
Poem |
|
187 |
7 years ago |
190 |
John Inman |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
191 |
Red II |
Poem |
|
172 |
4 years ago |
192 |
Burkette |
Poem |
|
114 |
1 year ago |
193 |
That pounding |
Poem |
|
130 |
16 years ago |
194 |
Strawberries |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
195 |
How Do You Spell Benevolent Master? |
Poem |
|
162 |
8 years ago |
196 |
Disney May Have Bitten Off More Than They Can Chew |
Poem |
|
276 |
5 years ago |
197 |
My Grandpa |
Poem |
|
215 |
17 years ago |
198 |
You should show your wife more respect |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
199 |
Brother |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
200 |
PMS |
Poem |
|
171 |
13 years ago |
201 |
Pink Hair |
Poem |
|
206 |
2 years ago |
202 |
Vegetarian |
Poem |
|
118 |
16 years ago |
203 |
CIA |
Poem |
|
173 |
16 years ago |
204 |
God wants us to be happy |
Poem |
|
120 |
15 years ago |
205 |
My new cat |
Poem |
|
220 |
11 years ago |
206 |
I Can't Believe In Darwin's Theory |
Poem |
|
211 |
8 years ago |
207 |
New Coke |
Poem |
|
121 |
17 years ago |
208 |
Nintendo's Wii U Got a Bad Rap |
Poem |
|
224 |
4 years ago |
209 |
The Late Jacqueline Hill |
Poem |
|
72 |
1 year ago |
210 |
The bitterness of life |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
211 |
The bomb |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
212 |
He Married Herself |
Poem |
|
143 |
8 years ago |
213 |
I Voted Against Phil Bredesen Again |
Poem |
|
284 |
5 years ago |
214 |
When the sun rises |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
215 |
Suicide in Wal-mart |
Poem |
|
179 |
13 years ago |
216 |
Burned to the ground |
Poem |
|
92 |
16 years ago |
217 |
You said he should've let you die |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
218 |
I dreamed that I was Darth Vader |
Poem |
|
147 |
17 years ago |
219 |
Pat Hingle |
Poem |
|
245 |
15 years ago |
220 |
Trevor Bannister |
Poem |
|
179 |
11 years ago |
221 |
The Greatest Jewish Man |
Poem |
|
95 |
8 years ago |
222 |
Ruth and Boaz |
Poem |
|
264 |
7 years ago |
223 |
Frozen tongue |
Poem |
|
165 |
15 years ago |
224 |
John Wayne Brown - Part IV |
Poem |
|
217 |
4 years ago |
225 |
Beauty and The Beast |
Poem |
|
145 |
1 year ago |
226 |
Barry |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
227 |
What women want |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
228 |
That damn cream!!! |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
229 |
Liars! |
Poem |
|
219 |
17 years ago |
230 |
That poor cat |
Poem |
|
130 |
16 years ago |
231 |
I owe God |
Poem |
|
168 |
13 years ago |
232 |
Sugar Daddy |
Poem |
|
143 |
2 years ago |
233 |
Clown shoes |
Poem |
|
218 |
16 years ago |
234 |
Old women make me horny |
Poem |
|
107 |
17 years ago |
235 |
Gone fishing |
Poem |
|
83 |
17 years ago |
236 |
I only eat dog food |
Poem |
|
197 |
13 years ago |
237 |
Life jackets |
Poem |
|
300 |
11 years ago |
238 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part III |
Poem |
|
336 |
8 years ago |
239 |
Robert Vaughn III |
Poem |
|
157 |
7 years ago |
240 |
Anna Nicole |
Poem |
|
149 |
17 years ago |
241 |
Mother's Day, 2023 |
Poem |
|
125 |
51 weeks ago |
242 |
Stuck together |
Poem |
|
160 |
16 years ago |
243 |
Perverts |
Poem |
|
203 |
16 years ago |
244 |
I Will Not Vote For Hillary |
Poem |
|
215 |
8 years ago |
245 |
R U thankful? |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
246 |
My peter was burned by a heater |
Poem |
|
251 |
17 years ago |
247 |
Sculpture of Jesus |
Poem |
|
139 |
16 years ago |
248 |
Melvin |
Poem |
|
329 |
13 years ago |
249 |
R.I.P. Bob Grant |
Poem |
|
253 |
2 years ago |
250 |
The little boy's cat |
Poem |
|
200 |
16 years ago |