What I asked from God

What I asked from God

Clark Steven Lupton

January 19, 2005



When God gave out hearing I just wasn’t appearing

But I managed to catch up later

Then when God gave out my nose I thought He said hose

So I asked Him to make it extra long and runny



When God gave out a brain I thought He said drain

So I said I want mine empty

Then when God asked if I want brown eyes I thought He said flies

So I said feed mine to the frogs



He noticed I was becoming one so rare

And He asked me what I want for hair

I thought He meant for rabbits so I said “Carrots”

And He made my head as orange as parrots



He said, “You look like a bird, do you also want a beak?”

I thought that was the only way to ensure that I could speak

So I said yes and then He asked, “How do you want your glands?”

“Only two” I said because I thought He meant my hands.







Then I sensed my body changing and said, “Oh, you meant that!”

I could feel more hair grow and I was getting fat

Through my beak I said, “I want to be human.”

But the carrots on my head started bloomin’



God said, “Those that will inherit the Earth will be meek

But I don’t know why you want to go into it looking like a freak?”

I said, “I just appear this way because of our misunderstanding

You know, I will only fit in on Earth when aliens are landing!”



He said, “Yes, you are as unique and special as the stars

And all things considering you belong on Mars.

But before I release you there do you have any last request?”

“Yes I do God, tell me if this is some kind of test.”



“As God I often test people, that is not a rumor

And the whole purpose of this one is to test your sense of humor :o) “

Even without eyes I suddenly could see

That’s God’s sense of humor because He is a She! :o)

Author's Notes/Comments: 

My friend started a poem about God passing out qualities, but she was late and misunderstood everything. I liked this idea so much I made my own version.

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