There are exes in my x-box
Their profiles lingering
Like whispers on my skin
High-scores evade the constant fingering
Thumbing, rather, that I begin
I restrain my heart with locks and chains
And hope for a locksmith-guitar-hero
To fix my savaged heart-drive remains
Wipe my memory ones into all zeros
I don't demand Zelda's Link
An All-Hyrulian white-bread adventurer
In fact I even like to think
That Peach's Mario would work(error!)
That said I rather dislike the stink
That has everything to do with plumbing
And nothing to do with Goomba Guts
All over your shoes. It's not slumming
If he makes me happy, and isn't a slut
I've had enough of those cheating boys
I need myself a video game man
Who doesn't treat women like toys
But plays games with them when he can
No passcodes, no magic flute
Just he and me
Being cute
Playing dual Katamari Damacy