I just love so much my new pet dog
His name is Max and he's such a good sport
Like when I can't do my homework
I tell my teacher that Max tore it to pieces
When my mom serves me that awful food
That I hate and I don't like to eat
I give it to Max right under the table
In less than a second he makes it all dissapear
The same goes for all my grisly clothes
And the hideous shoes she makes me to wear
My mom's screams raises everyday the roof
Cause Max again has chewed some of my stuff
She says something has to be done fast
To make Max that destructive behavior stop
My mom, of course, can't seem to understand
That I love Max, just the way he is