So you are dead
Simon said
Nothing more functioning
In your head
Pope John Paul the Second
Will the next be the third?
That's a rumour that I heard
From a little Catholic bird
Your salvation awaits you
In heaven you shall sit
With the godly and oddly
I think "How many more can they fit?"
You know all the answers now
On Jesus's lap you smile
Waiting to meet God
If he's taking a call
You may have to wait a while.....
So on your behalf
I shall continue the fight
Against women and sex and all
The other things that should be out of sight
You were an inspiration
A very holy man
I have never placed a rubber as
I am such a big fan
May you rest with the archangels
And frolic with cherubs
To the sound of the trumpets
And everything else that Jesus loves.