So now I am the proud owner of an Abdullah the Butcher micro brawler. I’m sure many will question why a grown man needs to own such a toy. They tell me that it’s a child’s toy but it did seem like something that would make my life just a little bit less oppressive. Can’t I be young at heart and maintain a child’s sense of wonder?
It says 3 and up
so I am well over 3
I deserve to play
They will question why I would want to waste my money. They really don’t understand and I don’t have the time to explain. They will keep telling me that this wasn’t really something that I needed to have. I need water, I need shelter. I need clean air to breathe. It also seemed of the utmost importance that I make sure the world knows that this is an Abdullah the Butcher household. The dog wants to chew the toy as soon as it comes out the package but that is another story.
You had to be there
to had to grow up wrestling
ballet of violence
unfolding every Saturday
inspired by a butcher