Chinatown in San Francisco was really cool. I figured I would check it out as long as I was there. A lot of architecture seemed very Chinese and quite magnificent.
There was a Thai massage parlor and I was feeling a little adventurous. I decided to go in and check it out. I didn’t have anything to lose so I figured what the Hell?
I wanted to have a petite Asian woman tiptoe down my spine just to see what it’s like. I always read stories about the restorative benefits of such therapy. It did feel good and that made me feel weird. I get walked all over at home, at work and so on. And then I go on vacation and pay to get walked on.
I paid 25 bucks to get massaged and walked on and left feeling better. They did offer more costly packages. There was a 50 dollar and a 75 dollar deal. There was also a 125 dollar deluxe package on the menu.
I am curious as to what the deluxe package actually entails. I do have a pretty good idea and if I was a rich man, I might be tempted. Happy endings are hard to come by.
But it was strange. It’s the first time in my life that I ever felt really good about being walked on. I just hope my family and friends and work colleagues don’t find out about this strange new fetish I acquired out west. I wouldn’t want my stature to be diminished in their eyes.
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