They were married
to each other
but both were bi
“they informed me.”
They explained their rule
that they could play
as long as they shared
with each other
Seemed enlightened to me
and my curiosity was piqued
if not fully inflamed
We were having some fun
when I notice one with a strap on
and I’m thinking
it’s meant for her wife
She says, “Oh no, sweetie.
This is meant for you.”
I gulp nervously
but we’re already
in too deep.
But I think to myself,
“Hey I’m 55 years old
and having the first menage á trois
of my life.”
Things are not so bad.
I know you’d love for me
to sit down
and tell you all about
but as much
as I’d love to boast
I beg you forgive my reticence
as I’m still a bit too sore