MENAGE Á TROIS

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AMERICAN ZEN KOANS

 

 

They were married

to each other

but both were bi

“they informed me.”

 

They explained their rule

that they could play

as long as they shared

with each other

 

Seemed enlightened to me

and my curiosity was piqued

if not fully inflamed

 

We were having some fun

when I notice one with a strap on

and I’m thinking

it’s meant for her wife

 

She says, “Oh no, sweetie.

This is meant for you.”

 

I gulp nervously

but we’re already

in too deep.

 

But I think to myself,

“Hey I’m 55 years old

and having the first menage á trois

of my life.”

Things are not so bad.

 

I know you’d love for me

to sit down

and tell you all about

 

but as much

as I’d love to boast

I beg you forgive my reticence

as I’m still a bit too sore

 

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