PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

I don’t feel

I could handle

celebrity too well

I’m too crude,

too coarse

and abrasive

I could just

see myself

doing a book signing

at a bookstore

some guy would be like

“Your stuff really moves me.”

and I’d be like

“Yeah, thanks.”

and writing in his book:

“The girl right behind you

really moves me

so move along pal

my bedside manner

always did leave

something to be desired.