I don’t feel
I could handle
celebrity too well
I’m too crude,
too coarse
and abrasive
I could just
see myself
doing a book signing
at a bookstore
some guy would be like
“Your stuff really moves me.”
and I’d be like
“Yeah, thanks.”
and writing in his book:
“The girl right behind you
really moves me
so move along pal
my bedside manner
always did leave
something to be desired.