You were a great Dracula.
You kicked George Hamilton’s ass
& Lon Chaney doesn’t even
merit a mention.
Yet my image of you
is still Martin Landeau
portraying you
in a modern
but not all that
current flick.
And I’ve yet to figure
why you needed to be
graffiti on a storefront
in Buenos Aires.
People talk about one drink too many
Perhaps
I’m bordering on one drink too few.