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Drunk
I am drunk, drunk as fuck
to get this girl, I need some luck
as I stumble over to her
I hear the cat get up and purr
I just stepped on it's tail
and I think she might just be a male
anyway, as I was saying
my instinct I was obeying
I got over to her place
but she whipped out the mase
I was blind as could be
stupid bitch just sprayed me
I wanted to kick her in the head
but I drank some more instead
that was probably a good thing
because later on I felt like a king
with some hot girl I had sex
after she pushed over the bowl of Chex
it was so amazing
her body was blazing
oh what a night
and I didnt even get into a fight.
