Parking meter-Cannibalistic metal lollipop tethered to the earth.
Water Tower-A U.F.O. with the lights turned off sitting on a rack.
Cow-Chemical processing plant with 4 stomachs and 4 legs.
Pond-Overgrown mud puddle that dreams of becoming a swamp.
Garbage truck-A noisy putrid monster that eats what nothing else will.