When life's a bore, I can't ignore, there's Encore.
When I wish I could be on Mars, there's stars.
Showtime's fine, and sometimes, HBO's where I want to go.
When I'm at my max, I love Cinemax.
I hope you see, I love Bravo, TCM, and AMC.
See, I also like WE.
I want my cable.
When I want the news; Headline News is what I choose.
Court TV has good reports.
Then there's CNN. C-Span has me as a fan.
I want my cable.
When I want to shop and never stop
See, I watch QVC and then HSN.
I want my cable.
I love my local channels true, it's true.
Without them, I'm blue.
CBS, NBC, and the WB. I love how FOX talks.
I want my cable.
I get sick without Nickelodeon.
Noggin and PBS Kids Sprout is what I'm about.
I hope you understand; I also love TV land.
I love other channels see,
Discovery, TLC, History,
TNT, USA, AND TBS all make me say yes.
BET, ABC Family, MTV, A AND E, CMT, see
VH1 is 2nd to none.
I want my cable.
I hate to be rude, but I love the channel for food.
Lifetime is really fine.
When I'm sick, the channel for weather makes me feel better.
I watch ION from the darkness to the dawn.
Discovery Times is fine.
As is the channel for Animals.
I watch the channel called Hall, and don't hit
the wall.
When, I want know, National Geographic
Sci Fi makes me ask why.
Oxygen really helps me breathe; I would'nt deceive.
When I want fun, GSN is where I go.
See, there's a channel for comedy.
Nickeldeon GAS makes time pass.
Cartoons on boomerang keep me from doom.
Cartoons on cartoon network are cool.
They rule.
Sports everwhen on ESPN 1 and 2.
I hope I'm never through.
There's also NFL to make me feel well.
I want my cable.
I want my cable.