Cartoon

Tom and Jerry

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Violent Cartoons

Vermin,

rat,

 

Cheese,

cheddar,

 

Tom

and Jerry

 

Cat 

and Mouse

 

Hide and 

Seek

 

Kill the 

Vermin

 

Lay the 

trap

 

Cat's

got to eat

 

Kitty got

to play

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I hate vermin.

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I'm Eric Cartman

I'm Eric Cartman and I'm an evil little bitch.

My mom is poor, she certainly isn't rich.

She posed nude in a magazine because she's a Crack Whore.

She couldn't afford to buy me an IPad and that made me sore.

 

After I lied on DR. Phil, Apple was about to give a Human CentiPad.

But they got an order to disassemble it and that really made me mad.

I started cursing God and he struck me with lightning.

I won't ever mess with him again, he's too frightening.

 

Many people hate my guts because I'm a racist punk.

When I offended a girl classmate, my ship was sunk.

She beat me up because she's a tough little Lass.

I tried to fight back but she kicked my sorry ass.

 

I certainly don't have a heart of gold, I'm a terrible lad.

People wonder how a nine year old boy can be so bad.

If you do something bad, I'll rat you out because I'm also a snitch.

I will not change my ways, I'll continue to be an evil little bitch.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This poem is based on the South Park cartoon.

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