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RE: The Brilliant "Buy up all the lighters in the world" Idea we discussed earlier...

I know what you're thinking... that lady is crazy... but maybe in the right way... hear me out...

This morning I paid $7.99 for a pack of 5 lighters @ the Bashas in town, something I used to pay $2.99 for @ the Walmart across the street where I haven't bought them recently because I hoarded them years ago and finally nearly almost ran out... Survival tip #1 Never forget to say your prayers... Survival tip #2 Never let the fire go out... unless you can shoot flames out of your fingertips... 

PS - You might not always carry an ember around in your pocket, but someday you might have to start a fire...

and one more thing... the one calling himself robinhood is an imposter... THE Robin Hood would never demand anyone bend the knee... which leads me to Survival tip #3 Never cooperate with the forces of Tyranny & Oppression...

omg... I just got the meaning of surreal...

and signs & portents...