The Ugly Siren.

The ugly siren.

 
 
 
Be gone! ye ugly wench from Aldi land!
 
Poisoner of children, co workers and
 
husbands.
 
 
 
Tis’ the fate of all men, who drink to
 
much,
 
To end in up in thy foul urine smelling
 
bed!
 
 
Beware! Beware! 
 
 
The scratching inside yonder mans
 
 
skull,
 
 
Is the vile sound of thy awful voice.
 
 
 
Like a thousand toilets flushing at
 
once.
 
The scratching of nails on a
 
blackboard,
 
Is sweet music compared to,
 
Yay bullshit conversation.
 
 
Begone and take thy hideous
 
entourage with you.
 
 
Dam you drink! Dam you!
 
 
‘Twas, you who got me into this,
 
And no ale can wash away,
 
The memory of the awful face of that
 
hideous puke-lette.
 
 
Tis a walking she devil,
 
Of inner ugliness and
 
Poopascoopness. ( Is that a word...
 
for you, yes. Madam
 
Poopascoopness. Lol) 
 
 
 
I've included a beautiful pic of you,
 smiling. lol
Author's Notes/Comments: 

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My mock drunk Shakespeare take,

on telling an old brass to bug off. Lol

 

A large glass of absinthe and a few minutes watching 

Upstart crow. :)

 

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A.E. Housman