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A Cinderella story? Not
There once was a gal named Ella
Who wanted to meet a nice fella
She was kinda naive
To really believe
She'd find one on Tinder, poor Ella
Ella met a guy named Mel
Had a date, things didn't go well
Mel thought he was a prince
But what he said made her wince
Their date, became the date from hell
Mel said 'You're my Queen, come back to my palace
From someone else, this may sound kinda callous
We'll have lots of fun
I guarantee it, hon
I'll take Cialis, let you play with my phallus'
Ella got up and left, was very deft
For days she was very bereft
She said 'Learned my lesson
On Tinder, shouldn't be messin'
When I saw Mel, shoulda swiped left'
