2014

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a new year, a new muse, a new body of works 

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1 For the record I have no problem calling you Grandma Cunt 13 513 2014/10/05 9 years ago
2 The laughter is deafening 12 344 2014/01/13 10 years ago
3 I have loved to the point of madness* 12 334 2014/06/12 9 years ago
4 Can we talk? 12 352 2014/02/01 10 years ago
5 I loved therefore I lost 10 315 2014/04/24 9 years ago
6 Coffee? 10 460 2014/10/05 9 years ago
7 Fuck Pandora’s Box, Plato’s Cave brought the world misery 10 408 2014/11/16 9 years ago
8 Must love dogs and awkward ducklings 10 297 2014/11/30 9 years ago
9 Distance 9 468 2014/04/09 9 years ago
10 More is less 9 346 2014/03/19 10 years ago
11 Love's labour's lust 8 380 2014/04/02 9 years ago
12 Mourning reflections 8 341 2014/07/17 9 years ago
13 Perhaps I was nervous 8 281 2014/01/31 10 years ago
14 One of these metaphors is me the other is you 8 307 2014/04/29 9 years ago
15 Alarm lit alliances 8 393 2015/02/13 9 years ago
16 Your words are yours 7 367 2015/01/01 9 years ago
17 To the arrogant, silver spoon fuck sitting behind me, mocking the prof 7 285 2014/03/20 10 years ago
18 Least we forget 7 326 2014/04/24 9 years ago
19 This land isn’t our land any more 7 366 2014/11/16 9 years ago
20 These times are uncertain 6 328 2014/10/05 9 years ago
21 ‘Happiness lies in that which never goes but simply is’ 6 318 2014/02/26 10 years ago
22 Sometimes I wish you’d read Kant 6 290 2014/04/16 9 years ago
23 Sangria 6 257 2014/07/09 9 years ago
24 To get into Heaven 6 250 2015/02/13 9 years ago
25 The rambling rabbit rambles 6 407 2014/02/01 10 years ago
26 Qualm before the storm 6 307 2014/04/24 9 years ago
27 Kayak lessons 6 347 2014/07/16 9 years ago
28 Said the pen to humanity 5 235 2014/11/16 9 years ago
29 Criminal justice grads score the worse on LSAT 4 327 2014/02/01 10 years ago
30 Coffee + Whiskey + Yoga = Greif 4 293 2014/07/17 9 years ago
31 The banks of indecision 4 291 2014/11/16 9 years ago
32 It’s the shampoo 4 321 2014/03/19 10 years ago
33 It was a good doom full of laughter* 4 293 2014/02/25 10 years ago
34 Pre-Socratic philosophers suck 4 226 2014/04/16 9 years ago
35 Let’s find you a couch* 4 267 2014/07/16 9 years ago
36 You are like having the flu 4 318 2014/12/31 9 years ago
37 I should go 4 327 2014/02/01 10 years ago
38 It would be Gibson’s 4 223 2014/07/11 9 years ago
39 Utilitarianism 4 282 2014/04/24 9 years ago
40 Tequila makes the façade fall off 4 309 2014/07/11 9 years ago
41 Mom and Cheryl went to bingo 4 297 2014/07/16 9 years ago
42 Poetic Poverty 4 329 2014/10/05 9 years ago
43 Writers’ brick wall all up in your face* 3 282 2014/12/31 9 years ago
44 Overwhelmed 3 228 2014/03/19 10 years ago
45 Your coffee was cold anyways 2 225 2014/11/16 9 years ago
46 Be gentle he says 2 296 2014/12/31 9 years ago
47 Are you panicking yet? 2 272 2014/03/19 10 years ago
48 I can’t date you on literary principle 2 234 2014/11/22 9 years ago
49 I am hence forth utilitarian 2 268 2014/11/19 9 years ago
50 I <3 Stuart hall 2 208 2014/12/31 9 years ago
51 What a cloudy night 2 271 2014/12/31 9 years ago
52 HTC’s memory 2 282 2014/04/09 10 years ago
53 Perspective, not just a slut who doesn’t put out 2 282 2014/11/19 9 years ago
54 Long-wave energy gets trapped in the clouds 2 250 2014/02/07 10 years ago
55 Leopards can’t change their spots 2 256 2014/03/19 10 years ago
56 But your eyes can't read anymore 2 252 2014/07/16 9 years ago
57 I hope that I don’t fall in-love with you* 2 305 2014/10/05 9 years ago
58 Strangers and girlfriends 2 240 2014/11/20 9 years ago
59 I wanted to grow up and be nothing like you 2 251 2014/07/16 9 years ago
60 I can’t fuckin escape you 2 289 2014/10/05 9 years ago
61 A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much in the future* 2 340 2014/02/01 10 years ago
62 2pm on the docks 2 313 2014/10/05 9 years ago
63 Be Bond 2 228 2014/11/16 9 years ago
64 You can be the backlash of somebody’s lack of love * 2 789 2014/03/05 10 years ago
65 Ashley bits, Collect them all, Some assembly required 2 342 2014/10/05 9 years ago
66 To cut around the bullshit 2 274 2014/11/16 9 years ago
67 How can I miss something that doesn’t miss me * 2 351 2014/03/06 10 years ago
68 Meth labs blow up…shit happens 2 271 2014/11/16 9 years ago
69 When you call me beautiful 2 331 2015/02/09 9 years ago
70 A perfect score 1 297 2014/11/16 9 years ago
71 Now I’m convincing myself 1 272 2014/12/31 9 years ago
72 Wow, you have that song on your iPod (I can’t un-do the pain) 1 258 2014/11/16 9 years ago
73 My privilege is showing 1 264 2014/11/16 9 years ago
74 For the times they are a changin’ 219 2014/12/31 9 years ago
75 If I could turn back time 227 2014/07/16 9 years ago
76 I’m giving up on you 246 2014/04/24 9 years ago
77 I should have kissed you last night 226 2014/07/16 9 years ago
78 Rue 313 2014/02/01 10 years ago
79 So did this friendship 251 2014/11/16 9 years ago
80 Jon 202 2014/12/31 9 years ago
81 Breathless 311 2014/02/01 10 years ago
82 You get off the hook so easy 263 2014/02/07 10 years ago
83 Next week read appendix three: existentialism 220 2014/04/24 9 years ago
84 When Kili met Tauriel 262 2014/12/31 9 years ago
85 Thanks for the perfect Valentines Day 198 2014/03/19 10 years ago
86 Enough’s enough 219 2014/12/31 9 years ago
87 An add for one night stands 259 2014/09/09 9 years ago
88 Man up 227 2014/11/16 9 years ago
89 Uncle Den 222 2014/12/31 9 years ago
90 I said what about breakfast at Tiffany’s 206 2014/12/31 9 years ago
91 I see you and I can’t 295 2014/03/19 10 years ago
92 The gravity of existence grows heavier the farther you get from point A to point B* 266 2014/07/14 9 years ago
93 This poem is TMI 330 2014/10/05 9 years ago