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1 Beauty and The Beast Poem 188 1 year ago
2 The change Poem 161 12 years ago
3 Womanizer Poem 141 16 years ago
4 Human generator Poem 254 18 years ago
5 Each Day That We Have Is Precious Poem 154 9 years ago
6 Liars! Poem 236 18 years ago
7 Garfield Poem 1 137 17 years ago
8 Striking another human being is wrong Poem 142 16 years ago
9 Fuck you Poem 132 17 years ago
10 PMS Poem 189 13 years ago
11 Polite Bank Robber Poem 260 10 years ago
12 You cheated on my brother Poem 131 17 years ago
13 Great Omnipotent Dude Poem 161 7 years ago
14 Sweetie Pie - Part II Poem 123 4 years ago
15 Records are making a comeback Poem 1 173 16 years ago
16 Anna Nicole Poem 165 18 years ago
17 Mother's Day, 2023 Poem 173 1 year ago
18 My new cat Poem 238 12 years ago
19 Your grave was slowly being dug Poem 116 16 years ago
20 That damn clown! Poem 127 16 years ago
21 Spiritual Food Poem 135 9 years ago
22 My peter was burned by a heater Poem 267 18 years ago
23 Shotgun wedding Poem 135 17 years ago
24 I wish I could call God Poem 139 16 years ago
25 I am man, hear me roar! Poem 1 126 17 years ago
26 Suicide in Wal-mart Poem 198 13 years ago
27 I Killed A Gangster Poem 274 10 years ago
28 Samson and Delilah Poem 1 110 17 years ago
29 Precious Plum Poem 1 258 7 years ago
30 Forced To Go AWOL Poem 192 3 years ago
31 That damn mohel! Poem 127 16 years ago
32 Deception Poem 149 18 years ago
33 Memorial Day, 2023 Poem 1 114 1 year ago
34 Trevor Bannister Poem 195 12 years ago
35 Faith and prayers Poem 134 16 years ago
36 Virgin Poem 157 18 years ago
37 Jehovah God Is Real Poem 148 9 years ago
38 Driving on the left Poem 135 18 years ago
39 Wimpy drinks Poem 172 16 years ago
40 Paul and Silas's Imprisonment Poem 144 8 years ago
41 The Late Ted Cassidy Poem 222 5 years ago
42 Rocky VII Poem 140 17 years ago
43 The American way Poem 143 16 years ago
44 That pounding Poem 147 17 years ago
45 I owe God Poem 184 13 years ago
46 Fantasy Island Poem 288 10 years ago
47 Festus Poem 150 17 years ago
48 Felicity Undead Poem 156 7 years ago
49 It Won't Be Your Way Or The Highway Poem 133 3 years ago
50 School isn't something that I'd repeat Poem 123 16 years ago
51 He shot his daughter Poem 105 17 years ago
52 The Demise Of Delgado Poem 116 1 year ago
53 Life jackets Poem 338 12 years ago
54 Holy crap Poem 129 16 years ago
55 Russian Roulette Poem 1 100 18 years ago
56 When Mom Is Resurrected Poem 289 9 years ago
57 36D Poem 2 127 18 years ago
58 Butterfly Poem 109 17 years ago
59 If I Was A Celebrity Poem 182 8 years ago
60 John Wayne Brown Poem 2 193 5 years ago
61 Serving beer to minors Poem 1 107 17 years ago
62 King of Pop Poem 2 151 15 years ago
63 The bitterness of life Poem 123 17 years ago
64 Melvin Poem 357 13 years ago
65 Dick Tracy Poem 292 10 years ago
66 Five finger discount Poem 126 17 years ago
67 Black Friday Poem 178 7 years ago
68 I Lost A Neighbor And A Friend Poem 133 3 years ago
69 A cop's revenge Poem 392 16 years ago
70 You should be put in your place Poem 1 148 18 years ago
71 Ebsen Poem 1 165 1 year ago
72 Six months to live Poem 244 12 years ago
73 April 29, 1988 Poem 138 16 years ago
74 You said he should've let you die Poem 111 17 years ago
75 Potty Mouth Preachers Poem 1 246 9 years ago
76 Toupee or not toupee Poem 129 18 years ago
77 George Bush has a tiny wiener Poem 136 18 years ago
78 I Will Only Pledge Allegiance To God Poem 139 8 years ago
79 John Wayne Brown II Poem 185 5 years ago
80 Donkey Kong Junior Poem 107 17 years ago
81 Ed McMahon Poem 1 153 15 years ago
82 Barry Poem 130 17 years ago
83 Friday the 13th Poem 218 13 years ago
84 I Got A Rock Poem 316 10 years ago
85 Miserable little brat Poem 145 16 years ago
86 SHAZAM! Poem 317 7 years ago
87 Lightning Bolt Poem 199 3 years ago
88 I kicked George Costanza's ass Poem 125 17 years ago
89 Deceased For A Decade Poem 134 1 year ago
90 If I can't have you, nobody can Poem 1 193 12 years ago
91 I shot Yogi Bear Poem 241 16 years ago
92 Old women make me horny Poem 119 17 years ago
93 When Cruelty And Suffering Occur, It Isn't God's Will Poem 157 9 years ago
94 Cruel twist of fate Poem 280 15 years ago
95 He spit in my drink Poem 413 14 years ago
96 Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IV: Precious As A Flower Poem 288 8 years ago
97 Even Blanks Will Kill Poem 166 5 years ago
98 40 days and 40 nights Poem 216 17 years ago
99 That Damn Wimpy! Poem 159 15 years ago
100 Stuck together Poem 175 17 years ago
101 235 years of independence Poem 546 13 years ago
102 My Soul Has Been Damned Poem 311 10 years ago
103 Worship God Poem 222 17 years ago
104 NO Poem 328 7 years ago
105 The Late Jon Pertwee Poem 181 3 years ago
106 The day the little boy drowned Poem 232 17 years ago
107 Papaw's 100th Birthday Poem 148 1 year ago
108 Sixty-five Poem 231 12 years ago
109 Sick twisted revenge Poem 111 16 years ago
110 The good samaritan Poem 104 17 years ago
111 Mister Rickman Poem 138 9 years ago
112 I love rattlesnake Poem 125 17 years ago
113 Socks Poem 134 17 years ago
114 Twenty-Eight Poem 228 8 years ago
115 Smoke Free - Part II Poem 268 5 years ago
116 That's gotta hurt! Poem 128 17 years ago
117 World's biggest player Poem 137 15 years ago
118 Thunder and lightning Poem 1 220 17 years ago
119 Schiavelli Poem 288 13 years ago
120 The Flying Nun Flies No More Poem 439 10 years ago
121 Lousy pilot Poem 124 18 years ago
122 2017 Comes To an End Poem 154 7 years ago
123 Ned Is Dead Poem 131 3 years ago
124 That's not rape Poem 153 17 years ago
125 I shot my dog Poem 112 17 years ago
126 Battered Wife Poem 126 1 year ago
127 A 2nd poem about Roger Williams Poem 156 12 years ago
128 Penny and Brain Poem 158 16 years ago
129 4 A.M. Poem 129 17 years ago
130 You Won't Have Relations In My House Poem 1 126 9 years ago
131 James Brown Poem 2 131 18 years ago
132 I lost a thousand bucks Poem 230 17 years ago
133 You're A Hypocrite, Bernie Sanders Poem 227 8 years ago
134 Breadwinner Poem 189 5 years ago
135 Jesus Poem 118 17 years ago
136 Traitor! Poem 165 15 years ago
137 Driving over a cliff Poem 216 17 years ago
138 Bye Bubba Poem 245 13 years ago
139 Evil Lawyer Poem 328 10 years ago
140 You're not fit to wear that badge Poem 186 17 years ago
141 Thanking God For Each Day That We Live Poem 387 7 years ago
142 Penny Poem 146 3 years ago
143 America wants to hear your voice 'Revised Edition' Poem 226 16 years ago
144 Forbidden fruit Poem 120 17 years ago
145 Puppy Poem 2 174 1 year ago
146 Aborted baby Poem 1 165 12 years ago
147 Begala's insult Poem 131 16 years ago
148 Memories of the past Poem 108 17 years ago
149 He Said No To Fellatio Poem 193 9 years ago
150 Five alarm chili Poem 118 18 years ago
151 A 94 year old woman kicked my ass Poem 1 141 17 years ago
152 The Worship of Animals, Plants & Other Things Poem 211 8 years ago
153 One Small Step and One Giant Leap Poem 157 5 years ago
154 My dentist's revenge Poem 130 17 years ago
155 Lousy lover Poem 160 15 years ago
156 To err is human Poem 116 17 years ago
157 Filicide Poem 196 13 years ago
158 I Sued Because I Couldn't Be A Nun Poem 305 10 years ago
159 Transvestite Poem 134 17 years ago
160 Rest In Peace, Mom - Part III Poem 274 6 years ago
161 My Baby Doll - Part IV Poem 1 190 3 years ago
162 The hitchhiker Poem 248 17 years ago
163 Jesus was the greatest man who ever lived Poem 114 17 years ago
164 Pee-Wee Herman Poem 102 1 year ago
165 Every day should be like Christmas time Poem 298 12 years ago
166 Hey, that's my pickle! Poem 154 16 years ago
167 Dad's demise Poem 124 17 years ago
168 Only God Knows Poem 243 9 years ago
169 Cyborg Poem 115 18 years ago
170 The scholar Poem 1 123 17 years ago
171 Undeserved Kindness Poem 196 8 years ago
172 Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VII Poem 213 5 years ago
173 Drag racing Poem 120 17 years ago
174 A 2nd poem about Brittany Murphy Poem 265 15 years ago
175 People must be saved by Jesus Poem 226 17 years ago
176 Goodbye Albert Poem 199 13 years ago
177 Goodbye, James Best Poem 266 9 years ago
178 Robert Culp Poem 143 14 years ago
179 Ina Mae Poem 220 6 years ago
180 Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IX Poem 270 3 years ago
181 Get off the damn phone! Poem 156 17 years ago
182 OUCH! Poem 110 17 years ago
183 Vicious Vampire Poem 1 100 1 year ago
184 An emptiness in my soul Poem 264 11 years ago
185 We're all in a sinking boat Poem 121 16 years ago
186 Suck my balls Part 2 Poem 255 17 years ago
187 Death Is Only Temporary Poem 215 9 years ago
188 Molested by a dolphin Poem 1 175 18 years ago
189 Sixty Poem 117 17 years ago
190 When God Forgives, He Forgets Poem 241 8 years ago
191 Death Of a Relative Poem 203 5 years ago
192 100 dogs Poem 1 111 17 years ago
193 Large breasts Poem 1 292 15 years ago
194 Keep your eyes on the damn road! Poem 227 17 years ago
195 Taking candy from a baby Poem 588 13 years ago
196 Shirley Temple Poem 1 251 9 years ago
197 Snuff Poem 130 17 years ago
198 Politically Correct Freak Poem 281 6 years ago
199 Earnest Poem 152 3 years ago
200 Penny in the fusebox Poem 225 18 years ago
201 Greatness of the Lord Poem 127 17 years ago
202 The 30th Anniversary of Bill Bixby's Death Poem 118 1 year ago
203 Minnis Downhome Pharmacy Part II Poem 260 11 years ago
204 Korman Poem 2 153 16 years ago
205 Bad behavior Poem 245 17 years ago
206 Let's Make God Rejoice Poem 147 9 years ago
207 Counting pennies Poem 118 18 years ago
208 Illegal alien Poem 102 17 years ago
209 The Offspring of Demons Poem 151 8 years ago
210 Happy 48th! Poem 149 5 years ago
211 The stray Poem 1 146 17 years ago
212 Intoxicated driving Poem 140 14 years ago
213 Saving Vernie's life Poem 363 13 years ago
214 Goodbye Stephen Poem 1 116 9 years ago
215 Swastika Poem 225 17 years ago
216 Pharmacy Shootings Poem 204 6 years ago
217 A Son and Wife's Betrayal Poem 130 3 years ago
218 Let go of your hate Poem 139 17 years ago
219 You'd better stop stealing! Poem 1 103 17 years ago
220 Rest In Peace, Hazel Poem 123 1 year ago
221 Beauty Parlor Poem 1 294 11 years ago
222 Drink and drive Poem 122 16 years ago
223 Goodbye Robert Mitchum Poem 250 17 years ago
224 Satan Rules The World Poem 154 9 years ago
225 My second wiener Poem 150 18 years ago
226 God is my best friend Poem 155 15 years ago
227 The Ironic Death Poem 146 8 years ago
228 My Name Is Horace Poem 162 5 years ago
229 Turned away Poem 230 17 years ago
230 Corey Haim Poem 166 14 years ago
231 Trust must be earned Poem 288 13 years ago
232 The death of David Carradine Poem 1 279 15 years ago
233 Solo Is a Flop Poem 2 313 6 years ago
234 You're Not A Christian Poem 224 3 years ago
235 Money tree Poem 1 121 18 years ago
236 I'll send you straight to Hell Poem 153 17 years ago
237 If You Want To Go To Heaven Poem 129 1 year ago
238 We're the Duke boys Poem 268 11 years ago
239 Gore was cheated Poem 110 16 years ago
240 Please don't put me to sleep Poem 1 143 17 years ago
241 How Do You Spell Wonderful Human Being? Poem 182 9 years ago
242 Very hairy lady Poem 1 253 17 years ago
243 You're a dirty rat Poem 211 17 years ago
244 Resist The Temptation Poem 165 8 years ago
245 An Entire Nation Still Mourns Poem 206 5 years ago
246 Life isn't always fair Poem 237 17 years ago
247 You give loneliness a good name Poem 182 14 years ago
248 Scarecrow Poem 175 13 years ago
249 My new wife is a bitch too! Poem 99 18 years ago
250 Number One Poem 115 9 years ago